F*** My Life: Brawl Edition Submissions Post #1

[rappigstyle]

Jade linked me to this site earlier, and we came up with the idea to recreate it here.

F*** My Life - Brawl Edition - Submissions

It's very simple. Just comment to this post with a story about why your life is f***ed. It helps if they're formatted "Today, ___[INSERT STORY HERE]__. FML" It's fine if they didn't happen today. It's even fine if it

Comments

[abyssjade]

You give me too much credit!

It's 400km. ♥

[rappigstyle]

Is it? I thought for sure it was further.

[abyssjade]

My eyes are dimming with age, you see...

[rappigstyle]

Is it time for the bifocals?

[abyssjade]

More like twin telescopes.

[rappigstyle]

Someone's exaggerating. But speaking of glasses...

A certain maid of mine hasn't shut up about you for nearly a week now. She's completely ruining our reputation.

[abyssjade]

[rappigstyle]

Care to tell me what that's all about?

[abyssjade]

Not particularly.

[rappigstyle]

No? Why not?

[abyssjade]

Because.

[rappigstyle]

That's not an answer.

[abyssjade]

You already know the answer.

[rappigstyle]

Have fun? ♥

[abyssjade]

Oodles.

[rappigstyle]

You needed it.