something interesting?
okay so i typed a pretty damn fine journal entry but i am not so great wth computers so i deleted it on accident. fuck it. but i will just sun it up and add more intersting things anyways then my life. if you know me, you know whats going on so...why retell? EXACTLY!
REFLECT ON PRECIOUS SUMMER MOMENTS -some of them
-passing out half naked in a bush in the rain and being dressed by some 7 foot cleveland kid..lmao..camp counselors ARE great role models! ~almost throwing up in the bank due to "i ate bad pancakes i swear mom!" ~harr y buffalo parties with cathi! even tho i drank/ate all the fruit she just drank the beer~what i did while being next to cathi!!! ahahaha..{C}"trish you are not so quite." {T}"shut up!" ~dropping cathi off at the airport and then almost going to PA bc we turned the wrong way...for awhile! ~ making chris and johnny carry me everywhere since i was on crutches ~summer soccer hair products! ~ the car wash!!!{R}"trish did u see that ron burgendy movie? {T}"no, but i heard anchor man was really good." ~daves party while the rents were gone..fucking joe white! lmao black joe almost killed him! ~4h camp..nah, fuck it. i wanna forget that one ~working at best buy.. FUCKING IGA UP THE ASS!!!! ahaha! ~ddr days with carla ~grad parties ~zachs party..incorperated with the ever so popular jake-a-palooza.. the ONLY time a drunken decision has got me anywhere! YES! i love alcohol forever now! ~the next day at the car wash..."well make ya wet and blow ya dry!!" "sir im still partially drunk, got cum in my hair, and dick on my breath..let me WASH IT for you!" ~ hooking up with jake!!!! best thing ever! ~buying condoms at 7 am and actually having the cashier say something and look at the clock like, are u serious? ~ PSKI!!! enough said...uhhh hotness! ~warped tour.. ~stealing the brandston sign and having a 10 ft pole out my back of a tracker ~ giving it to brandtson and seeing them ~everything ive ever done with jake, too much to list ~finally sticking up for myself ~ making a dolphin noise for the first time properly! haha! ~mallory's..jake..what a great night! ~ fair. ~eating with jakes whole family..and im bored listing them so next topic..lmao
TRISHS OPNION SECTION
okay the best best buy guy ever: so i was working at best buy as a little cashier all happy just standing there doing my best buy duties when this guy came up to check his things out. okay. well, i definitly noticed right away when he said hey and all, that he was a little....special. so, alright we're all done ringing the things up and all he has to do is sign the little electronic box. so i told him to wait until it pops up but i guess he go excited and signed it right away. thats fine it doesnt hurt it so i figure..well, slow people like doing things again..they prolly forget too so ill just tell him to do it again. so i tell him nicely, "alright one more time right in that boox please." and he holds his card up high in the air, shakes his fist,gets a HUGE smile on his face and started shouting excitedly, "I DID IT!" over and over again. im like, "uh..yea wow. thats great congrats can ya..{I DID IT!} oh yea..great job there buddy, um..so ya wanna{I DID IT! AHAHA} okay. alright then awesome. and yea it went on like that. the moral of the story is...mentally challenged beings should not be able to roam free w/o their owners. thats what i think anyways..unless you have em play in the middle of a heavy intersection..then fuck send em out there alone..infact tell em to bring a friend. lol.
EAR THEORY
okay...we decided that my ear really does work this way so maybe yours doesnt but if not you can feel mine sometime...um..okay. RIGHT FUCKING NOW take your supple little fingers and place them behind one of your ears..like on the harder part..now slowly kinda rub it..okay u can press a little harder and you dont have to rub slowly...but, what does it feel like?? PENIS SKIN!! right?? yes! jill pointed it out to me and mine really does! its like if you shaved my skin on my ear off and wrapped it around a penis..nobody would know!
THE FEELINGS!!!
i hope i can still play soccer. that is my life i live for it..those of you who i talk to you know what im talking about long story so, ask me if u really wanna know. but pretty much bob needs to go eat a donut. or shove a donut up his ass. or shove a donut up his ass and THEN eat it! bastard! im confused about colleges too...either way, ill either become a stripper or a hooker for sure, but where to go to start this?! OU or MU? and no i didnt pick mu bc jakes there, thats just such a huge plus!!! it was my 2cnd choice before i even knew he went there. so HA! but um, yea. OU is beautiful and hilly and fun and i love it...i havent seen MU yet but i hear great things and it does have 2 classes that i want the ou doesnt have. so, we'll see. but it sucks..for a lot of reasons that im having to think of all these things!...i get to see jake the 17th! best thing ever! what a great time itll be! its been so sexually frustrating w/o him! not really..lol..i just miss him. i am a very..."friendly" girl but thats not a problem i havent even had urges to even hit on someone else. jakes best ever.but, you know...speaking of the whole sexual thing yea it kinda sucks bc its like, damn! i want some...and i dont like it from my hand! in the words of one of my fav bands, "there are only so many ways you can make love with your hand." but really, im not so down with that anyways. but no! emotions now....yea, i miss jake a lot. i think everythingwould just seem so much easier if he were here or if i was able to see him more or something! i dont know. but, okay..enough feelings ..one last concern of mine
GIRL-FRIENDS
i dont have many! i have 3 infact that i hang out with..well, 4. if you count schaff..but...shes special. all of them arent real girly either. i feel uncomfortable around girls. i dont understand their humor most of the time and i dont know what tey do all the time if they arent like guys. ive never gone "shopping with the girls" and the closest ive come to "ladies night" was ddr with carla...or going out with cathi...but fuck! we fon guys! and when im sad and wanna talk about life, guys, how i cant read good..u kno the usual...i wanna call my best most trusting girl who i can tell anything too.. so i call chris!!! i fail at being a girl its offical. they r too complicated. they spend hours getting ready with hair and make-up..have you fucking seen the devices they use? i honestly get afraid!, and they always match their clothes.....hmm..maybe this is why they all look better than me....haha!im so "non girly" they say that now they have deemed me PAT. oh well. i like not being them. and my female friends fucking rock! all 4 of them. {ihave others not form keystone tho...and i love you all too!}
okay enough of this small childrens book...im out! later!
REFLECT ON PRECIOUS SUMMER MOMENTS -some of them
-passing out half naked in a bush in the rain and being dressed by some 7 foot cleveland kid..lmao..camp counselors ARE great role models! ~almost throwing up in the bank due to "i ate bad pancakes i swear mom!" ~harr y buffalo parties with cathi! even tho i drank/ate all the fruit she just drank the beer~what i did while being next to cathi!!! ahahaha..{C}"trish you are not so quite." {T}"shut up!" ~dropping cathi off at the airport and then almost going to PA bc we turned the wrong way...for awhile! ~ making chris and johnny carry me everywhere since i was on crutches ~summer soccer hair products! ~ the car wash!!!{R}"trish did u see that ron burgendy movie? {T}"no, but i heard anchor man was really good." ~daves party while the rents were gone..fucking joe white! lmao black joe almost killed him! ~4h camp..nah, fuck it. i wanna forget that one ~working at best buy.. FUCKING IGA UP THE ASS!!!! ahaha! ~ddr days with carla ~grad parties ~zachs party..incorperated with the ever so popular jake-a-palooza.. the ONLY time a drunken decision has got me anywhere! YES! i love alcohol forever now! ~the next day at the car wash..."well make ya wet and blow ya dry!!" "sir im still partially drunk, got cum in my hair, and dick on my breath..let me WASH IT for you!" ~ hooking up with jake!!!! best thing ever! ~buying condoms at 7 am and actually having the cashier say something and look at the clock like, are u serious? ~ PSKI!!! enough said...uhhh hotness! ~warped tour.. ~stealing the brandston sign and having a 10 ft pole out my back of a tracker ~ giving it to brandtson and seeing them ~everything ive ever done with jake, too much to list ~finally sticking up for myself ~ making a dolphin noise for the first time properly! haha! ~mallory's..jake..what a great night! ~ fair. ~eating with jakes whole family..and im bored listing them so next topic..lmao
TRISHS OPNION SECTION
okay the best best buy guy ever: so i was working at best buy as a little cashier all happy just standing there doing my best buy duties when this guy came up to check his things out. okay. well, i definitly noticed right away when he said hey and all, that he was a little....special. so, alright we're all done ringing the things up and all he has to do is sign the little electronic box. so i told him to wait until it pops up but i guess he go excited and signed it right away. thats fine it doesnt hurt it so i figure..well, slow people like doing things again..they prolly forget too so ill just tell him to do it again. so i tell him nicely, "alright one more time right in that boox please." and he holds his card up high in the air, shakes his fist,gets a HUGE smile on his face and started shouting excitedly, "I DID IT!" over and over again. im like, "uh..yea wow. thats great congrats can ya..{I DID IT!} oh yea..great job there buddy, um..so ya wanna{I DID IT! AHAHA} okay. alright then awesome. and yea it went on like that. the moral of the story is...mentally challenged beings should not be able to roam free w/o their owners. thats what i think anyways..unless you have em play in the middle of a heavy intersection..then fuck send em out there alone..infact tell em to bring a friend. lol.
EAR THEORY
okay...we decided that my ear really does work this way so maybe yours doesnt but if not you can feel mine sometime...um..okay. RIGHT FUCKING NOW take your supple little fingers and place them behind one of your ears..like on the harder part..now slowly kinda rub it..okay u can press a little harder and you dont have to rub slowly...but, what does it feel like?? PENIS SKIN!! right?? yes! jill pointed it out to me and mine really does! its like if you shaved my skin on my ear off and wrapped it around a penis..nobody would know!
THE FEELINGS!!!
i hope i can still play soccer. that is my life i live for it..those of you who i talk to you know what im talking about long story so, ask me if u really wanna know. but pretty much bob needs to go eat a donut. or shove a donut up his ass. or shove a donut up his ass and THEN eat it! bastard! im confused about colleges too...either way, ill either become a stripper or a hooker for sure, but where to go to start this?! OU or MU? and no i didnt pick mu bc jakes there, thats just such a huge plus!!! it was my 2cnd choice before i even knew he went there. so HA! but um, yea. OU is beautiful and hilly and fun and i love it...i havent seen MU yet but i hear great things and it does have 2 classes that i want the ou doesnt have. so, we'll see. but it sucks..for a lot of reasons that im having to think of all these things!...i get to see jake the 17th! best thing ever! what a great time itll be! its been so sexually frustrating w/o him! not really..lol..i just miss him. i am a very..."friendly" girl but thats not a problem i havent even had urges to even hit on someone else. jakes best ever.but, you know...speaking of the whole sexual thing yea it kinda sucks bc its like, damn! i want some...and i dont like it from my hand! in the words of one of my fav bands, "there are only so many ways you can make love with your hand." but really, im not so down with that anyways. but no! emotions now....yea, i miss jake a lot. i think everythingwould just seem so much easier if he were here or if i was able to see him more or something! i dont know. but, okay..enough feelings ..one last concern of mine
GIRL-FRIENDS
i dont have many! i have 3 infact that i hang out with..well, 4. if you count schaff..but...shes special. all of them arent real girly either. i feel uncomfortable around girls. i dont understand their humor most of the time and i dont know what tey do all the time if they arent like guys. ive never gone "shopping with the girls" and the closest ive come to "ladies night" was ddr with carla...or going out with cathi...but fuck! we fon guys! and when im sad and wanna talk about life, guys, how i cant read good..u kno the usual...i wanna call my best most trusting girl who i can tell anything too.. so i call chris!!! i fail at being a girl its offical. they r too complicated. they spend hours getting ready with hair and make-up..have you fucking seen the devices they use? i honestly get afraid!, and they always match their clothes.....hmm..maybe this is why they all look better than me....haha!im so "non girly" they say that now they have deemed me PAT. oh well. i like not being them. and my female friends fucking rock! all 4 of them. {ihave others not form keystone tho...and i love you all too!}
okay enough of this small childrens book...im out! later!