Dialogue-only slice of life, now featuring a certain 3-year-old girl

Mar 11, 2009 15:53

"Daddy, I want milk."

"Excuse me?"

"Mi-i-i-lk."

"Ha, is that how you say it?"

"Please can I have milk."

"Now can you say it nicely, like it's a question?"

"Please can I have milk?"

"Now can you tilt your head to the side like this? And bat your eyes like this? And smile real big when you ask?"

"Pleeeeease can I have milk?"

"Now can you tilt your head to the side like this, bat your eyes like this, put your hands on your cheeks like this, and wiggle your body like this, and smile real big when you ask?"

"Daddy, you're silly! I want milk."

"Oh, fine."

fatherhood

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