Crystal Eyes

Jun 02, 2006 11:55

OH man you wouldn't belive what I did last night... I broke into a small studio apartment looking for Jewlls to steal but all I found was a woman. So I picked out her eyes and took them home with me.
I'm currently selling them on Ebay for $50 a pop. I currently have 13 bids but when I winner takes the offer I'll find out his address go round to his house and when he's expecting the package I'll break into his house/flat/bungalo and remove all his eyes and maybe the eyes of other residents in the house.
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