Dec 27, 2005 13:30
Hello and Welcome to the wonderfull world of live journal with your favorite rape victoria, Kensington reporting to you live from Koala-Lumpa.
Why do they call it that? Well its situated on top of a large Koala's arm... HOW random is that!?!?!?!?!
Anyway last night, I got rolled by a Koala-lumpian child. I thought he wanted candy but it turned out he wanted to pop my cherrub which was very embarressing.
I think someone, somewhere along the line, saw my penis so I might just lay low again for a while. But apart from that things have been good.
Oh shit, the giant Koala's arm is moooooving... ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!