Uni Part 2 (On th' Mac)
C is for cookie. It is also for CUNT... opps I can't say that here. I'm at Uni! And there is an Asian chick sitting behind me. She keeps looking up to see what I'm giggling about. Little does she know I'm writing all about her and her terrible emo glasses.
Guess whats even worse, I'm not even using a PC I'm using a MAC short for Macentosh. RIP
Sometimes when you press F9 it goes all nuts. Come on you MACaz try pressing it now... WOHA but make sure you have atleast three things opened or you wont be happy.
Man I had chinese for lunch (maybe thats why she was staring at me) and I keep mini vomiting bile in my mouth and eveytime it tastes worse and worse. Oh and wow, I'm running my fingers all over the nice Macable key board, it feels so smooth against my skin. Every nerve ending tingles with joy, even my penis has something to say about it.
It says.... "Me do wees, then later tonight me want to ejaculate over a cat" remember that has nothing to do with what I want to do.
Personally I'd like to go out and have a good time and maybe even a mad chat with Margrets Mother about Margret's lower torso and where his upper torso might be and even what it may look like after three or four weeks.
Shit that Chinese girl turned out to be Vietnamesse and she has seen what I wrote and left the building (probally to tell the student union where I will be esscorted back home in a pepple wagon.
SHH!
Did you just shh me? Do you want me to stop?...
Guess whats even worse, I'm not even using a PC I'm using a MAC short for Macentosh. RIP
Sometimes when you press F9 it goes all nuts. Come on you MACaz try pressing it now... WOHA but make sure you have atleast three things opened or you wont be happy.
Man I had chinese for lunch (maybe thats why she was staring at me) and I keep mini vomiting bile in my mouth and eveytime it tastes worse and worse. Oh and wow, I'm running my fingers all over the nice Macable key board, it feels so smooth against my skin. Every nerve ending tingles with joy, even my penis has something to say about it.
It says.... "Me do wees, then later tonight me want to ejaculate over a cat" remember that has nothing to do with what I want to do.
Personally I'd like to go out and have a good time and maybe even a mad chat with Margrets Mother about Margret's lower torso and where his upper torso might be and even what it may look like after three or four weeks.
Shit that Chinese girl turned out to be Vietnamesse and she has seen what I wrote and left the building (probally to tell the student union where I will be esscorted back home in a pepple wagon.
SHH!
Did you just shh me? Do you want me to stop?...