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Top Five Reasons Why Jen Should NOT Be Left Alone With A Computer
05. She might cause the computer to be especially slow because of all the hidden porn files.
04. She might delete major function files trying to clean out the porn files, killing the computer.
03. She might try printing on her hand.
02. She might put magnetic sticky note holders on her tower.
01. She might put Duct Tape on a burned cd, put the cd in her drive to see if it works, causing the drive to heat up which in the end makes the Duck Tape melt and destroys her top drive.
All of these things have -never- been attempted ;)