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Message received regarding the Christians for the Cloning of Jesus account:
" Do you believe the Bible is the word of God, and the word is the truth. If so then you would know how Jesus is coming. But its interesting how this theory came about tell me how you figure Jesus is coming back through science. Do you believe God is greater than anything in this world Yes even science."
So I responded:
" Dear Angie,
I believe in many things, but most of all I believe in proper grammar. I also believe in Santa Clause, no wait, sorry, I mean God. I think God gives the best presents second only to the Easter Bunny, no, I'm wrong again, Jesus H. Christ. I think the best thing to keep in mind is to never question authority, because thinking brings naughty thoughts, like self-reliance and independence.
-Colin."
I hope she responds so I can reply in jibberish: "Goojoowabbwabbwabbwabbwabbwabbwabb," et cetera.
" Do you believe the Bible is the word of God, and the word is the truth. If so then you would know how Jesus is coming. But its interesting how this theory came about tell me how you figure Jesus is coming back through science. Do you believe God is greater than anything in this world Yes even science."
So I responded:
" Dear Angie,
I believe in many things, but most of all I believe in proper grammar. I also believe in Santa Clause, no wait, sorry, I mean God. I think God gives the best presents second only to the Easter Bunny, no, I'm wrong again, Jesus H. Christ. I think the best thing to keep in mind is to never question authority, because thinking brings naughty thoughts, like self-reliance and independence.
-Colin."
I hope she responds so I can reply in jibberish: "Goojoowabbwabbwabbwabbwabbwabbwabb," et cetera.