Best Meme EVER! stole this from passion_heart. I heart u girl :)
apologizes to
flawless_mask ,disneygirl89 ,
passion_heart but your my victims for this HEHEHE. I can't get the lj cut to works so sorry for destroying flists :/
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from raoulsangel.
flawless_mask is stalking raoulsangelflawless_mask's REAL name :Colburn Cappsflawless_mask's REAL DOB :09th November 1989Height :163 cmWeight : 58.5 kgflawless_mask has dreamt about you :16 timesflawless_mask became interested in you :23rd April 2008flawless_mask's latest dream about youflawless_mask dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.This is how flawless_mask describes your relationship behind your back'We're gonna have children. I haven't talked to raoulsangel about it yet but I'm sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.'flawless_mask's been stealing stuff from your house too.flawless_mask enjoys collecting raoulsangel's dead pets for a living.They've even started modifying their body for youflawless_mask took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.They sent the following message to you in a ValentinesFuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I'm limber! It won't be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!
The Police No. calls to the police :25 timesYour Last Call to The Police"Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I've just killed someone. Their name is flawless_mask. Stop bloody laughing! That's their real name! flawless_mask threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."flawless_mask's Police Fileflawless_mask is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in their way. Particularly the law.
Testimonies about flawless_maskretroreflection - Marathon Munt'I always suspected flawless_mask was a little weird, but never THIS weird.'step86 - Snorts Lucozade tablets'Dear God! I knew flawless_mask was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. raoulsangel is a bit of a sucker really.'alligatorade - Slap-happy'Well well, who would have thought it? flawless_mask a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.'unclear_sky - Breastfeeder of Cats'I always knew there was something different about flawless_mask. I'm alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.'
Stalking is illegal. raoulsangel confronts disneygirl89.
disneygirl89 is stalking raoulsangeldisneygirl89's REAL name :Brinkman Toshdisneygirl89's REAL DOB :30th December 1980Height :197 cmWeight : 89.3 kgdisneygirl89 has dreamt about you :29 timesdisneygirl89 became interested in you :08th October 2006disneygirl89's latest dream about youdisneygirl89 dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.This is how disneygirl89 describes your relationship behind your back'Things couldn't be any worse at the moment, not only has raoulsangel's father threatened to kill me if I go anywhere near their house but I've also just received a restrainer order from the police which prevents me from going within 1500m of her.'disneygirl89's been stealing stuff from your house too.disneygirl89 has a habit of searching raoulsangel's home for sex toys and 'borrowing' any that they find.They've even started modifying their body for youdisneygirl89 had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when disneygirl89 came to see you next.They sent the following message to you in a ValentinesI think I love you. Actually I know I love you. The ouijaboard said it was true. It told me to tell you that if you do not reciprocate my love you'll get an arrow in the head.
The Police No. calls to the police :9 timesYour Last Call to The Police"I've had enough of this. Send the fucking SWAT team around. That bastard disneygirl89 has been watching me for far too long. Don't be stingey with the dum-dum bullets. Thanks."disneygirl89's Police Filedisneygirl89 is a deeply troubled young woman.
Testimonies about disneygirl89darkauthor26 - Brainless patriot'disneygirl89 and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I'm glad now we didn't. What a fucking creep.'insipidcalamity - Overweight cult comedian'Well well, who would have thought it? disneygirl89 a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.'lady_supernova - Worships the sun'disneygirl89's obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can't believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.'the_flowergirl - Snorts Lucozade tablets'I'm sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of disneygirl89 right beside the definition.'
Stalked again, a rant by raoulsangel.
passion_heart is stalking raoulsangelpassion_heart's REAL name :Claretta Gantpassion_heart's REAL DOB :13th July 1984Height :170 cmWeight : 52.0 kgpassion_heart has dreamt about you :16 timespassion_heart became interested in you :05th February 2007passion_heart's latest dream about youBoth you and passion_heart are working in an animal sanctuary together. passion_heart suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.This is how passion_heart describes your relationship behind your back'We are just really good friends at the moment. I'd honestly cut off my arm to be with them though'passion_heart's been stealing stuff from your house too.You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well passion_heart has them.They've even started modifying their body for youpassion_heart took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.They sent the following message to you in a ValentinesIf I can't have you, nobody can darling. I'd advise you to committ these words to memory.
The Police No. calls to the police :2 timesYour Last Call to The Police"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."passion_heart's Police FileIt is only a matter of time before we encover a mass of decomposed bodies within passion_heart's refridgerator.
Testimonies about passion_heartcloverdew - Worn out Musician'I can't believe what I'm hearing! passion_heart a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes...'the_flowergirl - Geek isn't the word'Dear God! I knew passion_heart was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. raoulsangel is a bit of a sucker really.'sherryholt - Long-haul trucker'Boring. I know raoulsangel and passion_heart really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!'banditjoeykuba - Ex-priest'Thank Christ I never let passion_heart into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!'