A Sheepdog Run From Left To Right.
Oh I'm angry, indeed I am. I feel aggrieved. Why? Well, I want to know why puberty only kicks in when it does. Why not sooner? Yes, I know what you're thinking. You're wondering why I feel aggrieved about it. BECAUSE I HAVE NO SOD I CAN ASK ABOUT IT. I would ask my but he's dead. Wow, can you imagine how useful it would have been to have a father who's a doctor? I never took advantage of his knowledge while he was alive. Now I'd call him up in the middle of work and just ask him why pubes are curly, why vaginas aren't called 'axe wounds' and other things like that. I guess I could call my cousin...she's a doctor. Fuck it, I'm going to start writing to Watchdog and see if they can ask my questions to someone. LIVE ON AIR.
Any of you read about how the coastguard somewhere are calling off a search for some boy? Sad...until you find out WHY the fucker was lost in the first place. Him and a mate (I think) stole and rowing boat to go joyriding. JOYRIDING. IN A ROWING BOAT. What the fuck is joyous about that? Barrels of fun, putting your back out trying to get 20 metres away from the shore. Seriously, what a shit idea. They've never seen rowing at the Olympics? THEY SWEAT. THEY'RE TIRED. The kid's probably dead after thinking "Fucking hell, this is tiring. I can't face rowing back. I'm just going to drown myself." Joyriding in a row boat...about as much sense as trying to get a good night's sleep on a unicycle.
Also, I saw the most pathetic thing ever this morning. I was sat on the bus as it was stopped at a...a bus...stop. It's what they do. Anyway, I was stopped there and it was overlooking a park. A saw a balls flying from left to right. Then I saw a sheepdog run from left to right. Then I saw an alsation run from left to right. What happened next was very strange. The alsation came back from right to left with the ball. No sheepdog in sight. Just the alsation...pushing the ball with it's snout/nose/cannon. It had a muzzle on so clearly couldn't carry the ball and had to nudge it back to base. That seemed like a pretty futile exercise but I put it to the back of my mind. What the fuck happened to the sheepdog? The alsation must have had the muzzle on for a reason...was there canine murder behind the tree that obscured my view? I imagine that the alsation beat the sheepdog round the head with the muzzle. SHIT, I wish I had seen that.
I'm going now. I just thought I'd share those points with you. Toodles.
Any of you read about how the coastguard somewhere are calling off a search for some boy? Sad...until you find out WHY the fucker was lost in the first place. Him and a mate (I think) stole and rowing boat to go joyriding. JOYRIDING. IN A ROWING BOAT. What the fuck is joyous about that? Barrels of fun, putting your back out trying to get 20 metres away from the shore. Seriously, what a shit idea. They've never seen rowing at the Olympics? THEY SWEAT. THEY'RE TIRED. The kid's probably dead after thinking "Fucking hell, this is tiring. I can't face rowing back. I'm just going to drown myself." Joyriding in a row boat...about as much sense as trying to get a good night's sleep on a unicycle.
Also, I saw the most pathetic thing ever this morning. I was sat on the bus as it was stopped at a...a bus...stop. It's what they do. Anyway, I was stopped there and it was overlooking a park. A saw a balls flying from left to right. Then I saw a sheepdog run from left to right. Then I saw an alsation run from left to right. What happened next was very strange. The alsation came back from right to left with the ball. No sheepdog in sight. Just the alsation...pushing the ball with it's snout/nose/cannon. It had a muzzle on so clearly couldn't carry the ball and had to nudge it back to base. That seemed like a pretty futile exercise but I put it to the back of my mind. What the fuck happened to the sheepdog? The alsation must have had the muzzle on for a reason...was there canine murder behind the tree that obscured my view? I imagine that the alsation beat the sheepdog round the head with the muzzle. SHIT, I wish I had seen that.
I'm going now. I just thought I'd share those points with you. Toodles.