Zombies eat human flesh.
by limitedbythesky
raotzu's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 11:40:25 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 11:42:56 AM
Alco Money! : $ 407
Guests of Honour
livesyrus is a glum Muslim. livesyrus drank 3 Whiskeys, 2 Stouts.
shinningforce is an enlivening Buddhist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. shinningforce drank 19 Rums.
simplypekyulear is a pleasant Wiccan. simplypekyulear drank 14 Red Wines.
gm2 is an erratic Wiccan. gm2 drank 18 Cosmopolitans.
raotzu is a spiteful Hindu and a prime contender for degenerate of the year 2006. raotzu drank 4 Lagers, 8 Mescals, 2 Aligator Bites.
loudermilk240 is a malevolent Fundementalist Christian. loudermilk240 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
sunfirekitten is an evil Buddhist and a prime contender for degenerate of the year 2006 who enjoys farting rapturously during funeral services. sunfirekitten drank 4 Irish Creams.
ariella0022 is a despicable Agnostic and a newbie boozer who regularly steals money from charity. ariella0022 drank 2 Red Wines, 6 Irish Creams, 1 Rum.
crazypacman is a downcast Atheist. crazypacman drank 2 Everclears, 1 Red Wine, 11 Red Wines.
martini88 is a sexually repressed Fundementalist Christian. martini88 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
userblackrose is a nervous Taoist. userblackrose drank 2 Pernods.
dillusionalfish is a stable Hindu. dillusionalfish drank 2 Red Wines, 9 Mescals.
Sick!
7 people thought it would be a wise idea to donate their stomach contents to raotzu's kitchen floor!
Fights
'God is Dead!' proclaimed simplypekyulear. 'simplypekyulear is dead!' retorted loudermilk240. Thankfully raotzu managed to step in before the minor dispute turned into a major war.
'Look Godchild, I've had enough of your bollocks. It's time to meet your maker!' mumbled crazypacman before they began bludgening loudermilk240 to several yards from death with raotzu's mother's ironing board.'
Lovers
Last night someone told raotzu and ariella0022 to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like raotzu! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest
Dear God gm2! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!
Random Events
userblackrose declared their undieing love for sunfirekitten before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.
According to crazypacman you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.
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