Dear Boyfriend
FUCK YOU. Alright, I was a bit insensitive before when I was annoyed because I can't see you tomorrow. But there is no need to fucking ignore me because of that when I try to say sorry. I'm SOOOO fucking sorry I want to see you, and it's SO insensitive of me to want to get out this fucking house because, y'know, I don't have a job AND college like some uber special people. You'll have time to sleep over at your BFF's house though won't you? The one who has a thing for you? Heaven forbid something got in the way of that, even stopping yourself from running straight over there after college to spend a few hours in the cinema with me. Yeah, remember those 6 months when YOU were unemployed and YOU were falling to bits over it?! Fuck off to your fucking BFFs house, hope he fucking comes in your hair, you stupid, selfish, emotionally ignorant twat.
And BTW, "Stop being so negative"?! From YOU?! The most fucking moody, negative, sarcastic person I've ever met?! From the guy who will not change his fucking sleeping habits, and then sulks because he's woken up at 11.30am?! Jesus, 98% of the time I love you so much, but on that 2% I just want to fucking slap you.
And BTW, "Stop being so negative"?! From YOU?! The most fucking moody, negative, sarcastic person I've ever met?! From the guy who will not change his fucking sleeping habits, and then sulks because he's woken up at 11.30am?! Jesus, 98% of the time I love you so much, but on that 2% I just want to fucking slap you.