Going out to all the gamers...
A comic for everyone else that always thought the idea of an 'owlbear' was silly...
I especially love the commentary at the bottom:
Why do they call them "Random encounter tables" when there's nothing random about them? It's just the same stupid monsters over and over. You want random? Fine, make it really random. A hampstersaurus. A mucus salesman. A toenail golem. A troupe of fornicating clowns. David Hasselhoff. If your players don't start crying the moment you pick up the percent die, you're just babying them.
I would love to fight David Hasslehoff in a random encounter.
PS: The last panel made me think of you, Joe. ;)
I especially love the commentary at the bottom:
Why do they call them "Random encounter tables" when there's nothing random about them? It's just the same stupid monsters over and over. You want random? Fine, make it really random. A hampstersaurus. A mucus salesman. A toenail golem. A troupe of fornicating clowns. David Hasselhoff. If your players don't start crying the moment you pick up the percent die, you're just babying them.
I would love to fight David Hasslehoff in a random encounter.
PS: The last panel made me think of you, Joe. ;)