Crazy Commercials
Ok, I have been meaning to discuss some of these commercials I keep seeing. Like the Hardee's commercial... You know the one I'm talking about. The one where the guys molest the cows to that stupid "Milkshake" song that was big a couple of years back. EW. I seriously want to gouge my eyes out every time I see it. UGH. Thank you, Hardee's for assaulting my eyes and ears with your disgusting, disgusting commercials.
Oh, and Hardee's I have another issue with one of your commercials (or series of commercials). This time I'm talking about the ones where the guys are trying to cook themselves breakfast, but are completely pathetic. Hardee's: "Without us some guys would starve." Well, maybe they should. Now hear me out first. They've shown a series of commercials on this and I have to say that while they amuse me to no end. If a man cannot CRACK AN EGG, TOAST A PIECE OF BREAD, MAKE A POT OF COFFEE, OR EVEN OPEN A BOX OF CEREAL, they deserve to starve. Seriously, this is Darwinism at work. Whether you believe in evolution or not, you can't exactly want men this pathetic getting in the gene pool. These men do not need to be spawning!
Here's another one I have an issue with: Those Geico commercials where they have the "real people" talking about their experiences with celebrities. I think it's funny that celebrities are no longer "real people". What exactly are they, then? I'm not sure I want to know. Although I will have to concede that Tom Cruise and his fellow scientologists are NOT real people. I will give them that. I'm not sure aliens are the correct term, but I don't have a better word for the craziness that is Scientologists.
There's another commercial I wanted to talk about, but I can't remember which one, so I guess I'll do that one later. But here's another quiz:
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you.
What Mythological Creature Are You?
Awesome :)
Oh, and Hardee's I have another issue with one of your commercials (or series of commercials). This time I'm talking about the ones where the guys are trying to cook themselves breakfast, but are completely pathetic. Hardee's: "Without us some guys would starve." Well, maybe they should. Now hear me out first. They've shown a series of commercials on this and I have to say that while they amuse me to no end. If a man cannot CRACK AN EGG, TOAST A PIECE OF BREAD, MAKE A POT OF COFFEE, OR EVEN OPEN A BOX OF CEREAL, they deserve to starve. Seriously, this is Darwinism at work. Whether you believe in evolution or not, you can't exactly want men this pathetic getting in the gene pool. These men do not need to be spawning!
Here's another one I have an issue with: Those Geico commercials where they have the "real people" talking about their experiences with celebrities. I think it's funny that celebrities are no longer "real people". What exactly are they, then? I'm not sure I want to know. Although I will have to concede that Tom Cruise and his fellow scientologists are NOT real people. I will give them that. I'm not sure aliens are the correct term, but I don't have a better word for the craziness that is Scientologists.
There's another commercial I wanted to talk about, but I can't remember which one, so I guess I'll do that one later. But here's another quiz:
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you.
What Mythological Creature Are You?
Awesome :)