Mar 17, 2015 13:24
Dear diary. What sort of god forsaken corporation can't be bothered contacting the police to recover stolen property?
Well i'll tell you what sort...
The kind headed by a guy that, when some kid ninjas it back, attempts to "hire" said kid to be a courier. To take a letter. To his son. In a Dark DARK cave. Devon company is CREEPY.
Oh and his best friend a musclehead who hangs out in a darkend Gym. Look, I know I'm new to honen, so can someone tell me if this enitre place made of creepy sexual harassment panchams? Definately starting to understand why brendan's gaze was unintentionally on the creepy side if this is standard honen behaviour.
Fortunately for me Chompo Likes musclemen as well as she likes wally. And with Iemaroo backing her up... Brawly and his thugs didn't get anywhere NEAR me in the dark.. creeps.
Fortunately stone the younger was a gentleman. We had a discussion about archaeology. He wanted to discuss primal pokemon. These creative pokemons, are not arceus. I think.. well what im thinking is i dont know. Mabye godmons are different in different regons? Time, space, and origin seem to be less important to these people than the eternal conflict between land, sea and air. Old man stone wanted me to take the stolen junk to another one of his cronies, so I ended up on a boat halfway across the island chain. ran into a bunch called team aqua. If Honen people worship the elements,these guys are definitely religious fanatics. Seriously religeous dude, Do your goddamend shirt up. Nobody wants to see that much chest thatch! UGH! On those grounds alone i was happy to kick ass and take names.
Then.. disaster of disasters, i failed as a ninja. was spotted by some contest idol and found myself and Retort dragged on stage to participate in a contest because we were "cute"
I bailed as soon as possible but not before a crazy woman forced a "cosplay pikachu" on me. Little bastard wont trade, guess she's staying in the PC indefinately.
Ran into a guy called trick master. I can learn a lot of ninjaery goodness by following his advice, even if he's an ego case. Thanks to him Iemaroo became a golbat.
Caught up with Brendan. he wanted to talk science, then have a battle. YES! he's picked up a slugma. Chompo made its tiny, firey brain hurt. Then Imearoo Shocked his groovile into the goddamend floor, and Betty leafo no jisued the life out of his walimir.
I think I might be getting good at this ninjaery thing