Wonder trade playthrough; Alpha saphire
Arceus be praised, it's another wondertrade playthrough. this time as thigns (inicluding to my suprise, some of my brainmeats), ya know actualy work properly i might even update it (ah ha yeah right rant)
Dear D iary. Meet Experimentia No'mal. That's me.
We've moved 3/4 of the way across the bloody country so my bloody dad can take a bloody gym leaders job. I honestly think the job is less important to him that getting back together with this "friend" professor birch. I wonder if mother would have been so comfortable moving here if she;d ever found dad's stash of burly hairy man videos.
so.. busy day.
I met birch's family. His son initially seemed disappointed that i was not a boy. It might run in the family for him too, mabye. I kinda hope it does, for once I'd like a friend who ya know, wants to be a friend, not someone who wants to see what I look like without the shorts.
His mom seems both cool and happy to hang while those her son and husband crawl over the countryside checking distribution. I reckon its a good thing that Birch's lab assistant is young and strong looking.
I met birch. I understand the videos the old man uses when he's machokin the chickenmon. Sly old dog.
Got a mudkip. I liek it, i do. We're gonna be great friends.
Birch's son Brendan taught me how to catch my own 'mons. Was concentrating on sneaking up on a poochyeena, and he was staring so hard i could practically feel his gaze, almost blew the cap. But i didn't and then... he complimented me on my sneaking skills. He was watching my footwork, not my ass. Praise Arceus! He also loves butterflies and staring soulfuly into the pond. Thank you oh creator of all that is good.
Found dad in Petalburg. Told him I met Birch and approved. He had the good grace to blush. Just then another kid came crashing in, wanted help catching his own 'mon. Dad sent me out to "help" before I could embarrass him further. found Wally a ralts. He gave me the ability to trade with anyone in the world for this, which.. .ya know. isnt bad.
I looked over what I'd captured. Shit. These 'mons mostly suck like a hoover. The best of the lot was a lotad, and who needs one of those when you have a mudkip. With a muttered prayer to arceus, I sent them on to meet their destiny. IN return, several strange and unusual mons arrived.
Let me show you them
Chompo neko, level 4 espur. Little shit bit Wally on the hand as soon as he tried to pet it. Which,,, i'll be honest is kinda how i feel about wally sometimes. Looks like it might have been dumped becasue it's sick.
Mirim, a level 6 weedle. Arceus givith, and arceus taketh away. Oh Arceus, why oh why did you send unto me the classic crap wonder trade junker.
Grenousse a level 1 frokie. Water pokemon, water pokemon all i see is... wait... Protean? Thank you oh random french stranger, for the gift of this ass kicking frog.
Anne, a level 4 Nidoran female. Cute bunny. Probably a tsundre, it hurts girl pokemons because it likes them.
Betty a level 3 eevee. Probalby put up on wonder trade because there's something wrong with it's coat. Seriously its all washed out and silvery and shit
Shiroe a l45 driftloon.. in a masterball. I dont even...
Moon Rune Childe a level 3 ralts. Seems like I couldn't escape getting one of my own....
Iemaroo, a level 10 zubat. Knows acrobatics and venoshock.
Arceus are you sending me a message? Poison, Poison, Poison. So be it. In your name, i shall be a ninja, and let all of Honen fear my silent footsteps.
Signing off for now
Experimenta No'Mal, aprentice ninja
Dear D iary. Meet Experimentia No'mal. That's me.
We've moved 3/4 of the way across the bloody country so my bloody dad can take a bloody gym leaders job. I honestly think the job is less important to him that getting back together with this "friend" professor birch. I wonder if mother would have been so comfortable moving here if she;d ever found dad's stash of burly hairy man videos.
so.. busy day.
I met birch's family. His son initially seemed disappointed that i was not a boy. It might run in the family for him too, mabye. I kinda hope it does, for once I'd like a friend who ya know, wants to be a friend, not someone who wants to see what I look like without the shorts.
His mom seems both cool and happy to hang while those her son and husband crawl over the countryside checking distribution. I reckon its a good thing that Birch's lab assistant is young and strong looking.
I met birch. I understand the videos the old man uses when he's machokin the chickenmon. Sly old dog.
Got a mudkip. I liek it, i do. We're gonna be great friends.
Birch's son Brendan taught me how to catch my own 'mons. Was concentrating on sneaking up on a poochyeena, and he was staring so hard i could practically feel his gaze, almost blew the cap. But i didn't and then... he complimented me on my sneaking skills. He was watching my footwork, not my ass. Praise Arceus! He also loves butterflies and staring soulfuly into the pond. Thank you oh creator of all that is good.
Found dad in Petalburg. Told him I met Birch and approved. He had the good grace to blush. Just then another kid came crashing in, wanted help catching his own 'mon. Dad sent me out to "help" before I could embarrass him further. found Wally a ralts. He gave me the ability to trade with anyone in the world for this, which.. .ya know. isnt bad.
I looked over what I'd captured. Shit. These 'mons mostly suck like a hoover. The best of the lot was a lotad, and who needs one of those when you have a mudkip. With a muttered prayer to arceus, I sent them on to meet their destiny. IN return, several strange and unusual mons arrived.
Let me show you them
Chompo neko, level 4 espur. Little shit bit Wally on the hand as soon as he tried to pet it. Which,,, i'll be honest is kinda how i feel about wally sometimes. Looks like it might have been dumped becasue it's sick.
Mirim, a level 6 weedle. Arceus givith, and arceus taketh away. Oh Arceus, why oh why did you send unto me the classic crap wonder trade junker.
Grenousse a level 1 frokie. Water pokemon, water pokemon all i see is... wait... Protean? Thank you oh random french stranger, for the gift of this ass kicking frog.
Anne, a level 4 Nidoran female. Cute bunny. Probably a tsundre, it hurts girl pokemons because it likes them.
Betty a level 3 eevee. Probalby put up on wonder trade because there's something wrong with it's coat. Seriously its all washed out and silvery and shit
Shiroe a l45 driftloon.. in a masterball. I dont even...
Moon Rune Childe a level 3 ralts. Seems like I couldn't escape getting one of my own....
Iemaroo, a level 10 zubat. Knows acrobatics and venoshock.
Arceus are you sending me a message? Poison, Poison, Poison. So be it. In your name, i shall be a ninja, and let all of Honen fear my silent footsteps.
Signing off for now
Experimenta No'Mal, aprentice ninja