Joke of the Day
Paraphrased from Lovers on the Bridge (Les amants du Pont Neuf, 1991):
Two guys are sitting in a bar comparing notes on how often they have sex.
"I get laid once a week," says the first guy.
The other shamefacedly admits, "I only get laid every two weeks."
Down the bar they hear a third guy laughing and laughing. Nervously they ask him, "Well, how often do *you* get laid?"
The laughing man says, "Every three years."
The first two men are horrified. "Then why are you laughing?!"
"Because," the man says between gales of laughter, "tonight's the night."
Two guys are sitting in a bar comparing notes on how often they have sex.
"I get laid once a week," says the first guy.
The other shamefacedly admits, "I only get laid every two weeks."
Down the bar they hear a third guy laughing and laughing. Nervously they ask him, "Well, how often do *you* get laid?"
The laughing man says, "Every three years."
The first two men are horrified. "Then why are you laughing?!"
"Because," the man says between gales of laughter, "tonight's the night."