I really just want to get this all straight.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Amycus put a "love potion" on Dolohov. That's why Dolohov decided to stop having sex with girls, namely me.
Yaxley isn't is really gay. And afraid to come out. Yaxley isn't gay so he says.
Men should shave their legs.
Acacia suddenly disappeared and is scaring me.
I think I got it all, no? Did I miss anything important?
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Alright, listen. I'm sorry that I didn't tell you for months. I never meant to hurt you, I really didn't. My problem was that... I was afraid. I think I have real live feelings for you, at least, what I know of real live feelings. And if I told you, you might have hated me. I'd have no chance of anything. But I screwed it up anyway.
It's been killing me not knowing what you think and not talking to you. I just needed to get it out.
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What about my proposition? Did you talk to Amy your secret lover yet? I may not need you, but I might. Just remember, this could save both our asses.
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Are you okay? I'm worried. Sick? Dead? For Merlin's sake, just tell me that you're still a human teenage girl!
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Can Reg and I shave your legs? We've decided that shaved legs on men is really nice and we think you should try it.
Amycus put a "love potion" on Dolohov. That's why Dolohov decided to stop having sex with girls, namely me.
Yaxley isn't is really gay. And afraid to come out. Yaxley isn't gay so he says.
Men should shave their legs.
Acacia suddenly disappeared and is scaring me.
I think I got it all, no? Did I miss anything important?
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Alright, listen. I'm sorry that I didn't tell you for months. I never meant to hurt you, I really didn't. My problem was that... I was afraid. I think I have real live feelings for you, at least, what I know of real live feelings. And if I told you, you might have hated me. I'd have no chance of anything. But I screwed it up anyway.
It's been killing me not knowing what you think and not talking to you. I just needed to get it out.
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What about my proposition? Did you talk to Amy your secret lover yet? I may not need you, but I might. Just remember, this could save both our asses.
+++
Are you okay? I'm worried. Sick? Dead? For Merlin's sake, just tell me that you're still a human teenage girl!
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Can Reg and I shave your legs? We've decided that shaved legs on men is really nice and we think you should try it.