I NEED ASS

Feb 13, 2006 18:23

UH me so horny UH UH me so horny..

i fucking love that song...and i fucking love fucking.

I hate how all my fuck buddies decided to get boyfriends leaving the boy who wants to fuck fuckless. Why can't the world see how senseless relationships are! Why would you want to commit yourself to one person and get bored when you can leave your options open and fuck around and not get bored.

That may be the sluttiest statement of the year.

also:
Randizzledizzle (9:55:38 PM): hes a loosaaa
Randizzledizzle (9:55:52 PM): i hate him
Randizzledizzle (9:56:05 PM): like if there is one person i dislike most in this world (that ive personally met)
Randizzledizzle (9:56:07 PM): its ben weston

ALSO:
Randizzledizzle (9:57:15 PM): hey man

AndrewSheynin (9:57:22 PM): yo

Randizzledizzle (9:57:26 PM): wassap

AndrewSheynin (9:57:54 PM): I don't know

Randizzledizzle (9:58:09 PM): why dont you know?

AndrewSheynin (9:58:32 PM): nothing's up

Randizzledizzle (9:58:41 PM): oh

Randizzledizzle (9:58:58 PM): i decided on taking another day off

AndrewSheynin (9:59:22 PM): Why

Randizzledizzle (9:59:29 PM): not in the mood

AndrewSheynin (9:59:37 PM): Not a very good excuse if you ask me

Randizzledizzle (10:02:07 PM): i know its not

Randizzledizzle (10:02:14 PM): but its not stopping me from not going to school

AndrewSheynin (10:02:15 PM): whatever yo

AndrewSheynin (10:02:17 PM): true

AndrewSheynin (10:02:22 PM): do what you need

Randizzledizzle (10:02:27 PM): i have a trip tomorrow anyway

AndrewSheynin (10:02:33 PM): then it works out huh

Randizzledizzle (10:02:33 PM): i just wont go to it

Randizzledizzle (10:02:41 PM): yea

Randizzledizzle (10:02:43 PM): 4 day weekend

AndrewSheynin (10:02:52 PM): for real

Randizzledizzle (10:03:22 PM): then 3 days of school...then break

AndrewSheynin (10:03:32 PM): Break is coming up after this week?

Randizzledizzle (10:03:34 PM): yar

AndrewSheynin (10:03:37 PM): Ohh

Randizzledizzle (10:03:42 PM): cruise!

AndrewSheynin (10:03:42 PM): didn't even realize it was so close

AndrewSheynin (10:03:43 PM): Not bad

Randizzledizzle (10:04:33 PM): im gonna get tan

Randizzledizzle (10:04:37 PM): and hopefully laid

AndrewSheynin (10:04:50 PM): Stop talking to me about getting laid

AndrewSheynin (10:05:02 PM): There's no way I can say anything to you about it

AndrewSheynin (10:05:06 PM): unless it were with a chick

Randizzledizzle (10:05:14 PM): you need to be open!

AndrewSheynin (10:05:24 PM): I'm open

AndrewSheynin (10:05:30 PM): apparently you think I'm more than open

AndrewSheynin (10:05:44 PM): apparently I'm most likely out of my guy friends to hook up with a dude right?

Randizzledizzle (10:05:49 PM): yar

AndrewSheynin (10:05:53 PM): alright

AndrewSheynin (10:05:58 PM): I know you think that's cool and funny to say and shit

AndrewSheynin (10:06:02 PM): but it actually makes me want to not talk to you

AndrewSheynin (10:06:07 PM): you confuse niceness with other shit

AndrewSheynin (10:06:15 PM): So why should I continue being nice

AndrewSheynin (10:06:26 PM): I don't see how you could possibly think it was like an ok thing to say

AndrewSheynin (10:06:30 PM): you're not very smart

Randizzledizzle (10:06:36 PM): i think it was perfectly fine

Randizzledizzle (10:06:39 PM): my opinion

AndrewSheynin (10:06:51 PM): Good, it's good that you let me know

AndrewSheynin (10:06:59 PM): because it helps me know which way to act

AndrewSheynin (10:07:03 PM): apparently you can't handle it

AndrewSheynin (10:07:05 PM): when someone's nice to you

AndrewSheynin (10:07:21 PM): and it automatically means they would be willing to hook up with you

AndrewSheynin (10:07:33 PM): So hey, whatever, maybe you'll mature a bit later on in your life

AndrewSheynin (10:07:35 PM): but for now

AndrewSheynin (10:07:41 PM): I know what to do

Randizzledizzle (10:08:00 PM): alright
I love it when people get bitchy...especially when earlier today i said:

Randizzledizzle (7:50:28 PM): lets start the anti andrew coalitiion

I LOVE IT WHEN THINGS COME NATURALLY!
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