It's over.
The love affair is over.
Between Danny Tanner, the glorious Camry, and I.
Not because of boredom or fidelity issues.
But because of domestic abuse.
I've crashed him TWICE this week.
He's got a cracked bumper and a battered side.
He looks rough.
And I feel awful.
i just can't park cars apparently.
But the abuse has to end.
Bruce took the keys away and broke us up.
So now I am car-less.
And alone.
I'm going to miss Danny's warm brown seats hugging me.
His broken CD player and scratchy speakers.
His ample amount of dents...not all from me.
His impossible gas-thingy.
And especially his Danny Tanner-ish ways.
It was fun while it lasted.
RIP Kate Merry + Danny Tanner Love Affair.
Between Danny Tanner, the glorious Camry, and I.
Not because of boredom or fidelity issues.
But because of domestic abuse.
I've crashed him TWICE this week.
He's got a cracked bumper and a battered side.
He looks rough.
And I feel awful.
i just can't park cars apparently.
But the abuse has to end.
Bruce took the keys away and broke us up.
So now I am car-less.
And alone.
I'm going to miss Danny's warm brown seats hugging me.
His broken CD player and scratchy speakers.
His ample amount of dents...not all from me.
His impossible gas-thingy.
And especially his Danny Tanner-ish ways.
It was fun while it lasted.
RIP Kate Merry + Danny Tanner Love Affair.