"I have an erection."
If you are ever in need of a laugh...
Just pop in your Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone DVD and scene select scene number 34-ish. It's the scene, in which Harry is in the hospital with Dumbledore (the good one!!!).
Near the end of the scene, Harry leaves the room and looks up to see Ron and Hermoine talking atop a platform.
Turn your volume up VERY loudly and listen closely as the camera zooms in on Ron and Hermoine. There is some quiet mumbling and then very faintly you will hear Ron mumble to Hermoine "I have an erection." in an extremely pronounced British accent.
I'm not kidding you.
I tried it atleast 4 times and every time I heard it clearly.
And it may be THE FUNNIEST thing I have ever experienced.
Try it, I dare you.
And with that, I leave you.
Goodnight and Good luck.