yay work, look what you do to me.
1. Last beverage: Coffee. its so early.
2. Last phone call: Mom.
3. Last text message: Laurz.
4. Last song you listened to: If Work Permits.
5. Last time you cried: Good question, don't know the answer.
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice: Yes. its obviously worked out.
2. Been cheated on: This too.
3. Kissed or hooked up with someone and regretted it: Only once. that was a fail. only Nick knows though and he'll never see this:)
5. Been depressed: My trademark, unfortunately.
6. Been drunk and threw up: So the girl who did this before me, who I don't actually know, stated that "I go to college, I think you know the answer to this." Fail. fuck your life. I wish I had your number so I could call you and tell you how stupid all of these answers have been. No, I drink daily and I've never thrown up because I drank too much. I'm not a bitch.
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. are
2. you
3. fucking
4. serious?
HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends: 19 years and I'v e never made any friends. This stupid is dumber than the girl who did it.
2. Fallen out of love: Sure.
3. Laughed until you cried: Evan fucking Lazoff singing Buddy Holly(the first time) on Rock Band. Oh man, that night.
4. Met someone who changed you: Met a few people. not many.
5. Found out who your true friends were: I'll be Chris: "I know who my friends are." wait.
6. Found out someone was talking about you: you are so ridiculously bad at forming solid questions.
7. Kissed anyone on your friends list: Whats my friends list? This is going on Facebook. I've probably kissed...5-10 of my facebook friends. I might be lying, could be more.
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: I don't really add that many people I don't actually know. only for lurking purposes.
9. How many kids do you want to have: None.
10. Do you have any pets: A dog, Alex.
11. Do you want to change your name: No.
12. What did you do for your last birthday: I think Gabby 'took' me to Melting Pot. I could be wrong.
13. What time did you wake up today: 6:33.
14. What were you doing at midnight last night: Midnight? probably sleeping.
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Month off, house opening, laser tag, OC.
16. Last time you saw your father: This morning.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Real job in 6 months, a reasonable girlfriend.
18. What are you listening to right now: OF COURSE the girl who did this before would listen to Lonestar. Nothing.
19. Have you ever talked to a person named tom: Capitalize a persons name, fuck. Yes.
23. Whats getting on your nerves right now: You've only asked 5-10 questions that anyone would care what the answer was.
24. Most visited webpage: Rotoworld.com.
25. whats your name: Mike. Michael.
2. Nicknames: Mike. Mikey. Bro?
3. Relationship status: fail.
4. Zodiac sign: Taurus. is that right?
5. Male or female or transgendered: I hate you.
6. Elementary→ Glyndon/Chatsworth.
7. Middle Scool--> Some other time.
8. High school→ Franklin High School.
10. Hair color→ Brown, actually.
11. Long or short→ medium?
16. Height: 5'5?
17. Do you have a crush on someone? this is possible. its also probably stupid, the last two were. so. yeah.
18: What do you like about yourself? This girl came up with another gem: "I throw the football like TOM BRADY!" I like that I'm honest and I don't give a shit what most people think. You should like that too.
19. Piercings? no. I've had my lip and ear pierced at some point. for a day, each.
20. Tattoos: want me to use the Tim Armstrong lyric again?
21. Righty or lefty: Lefty.
FIRSTS :
22 First surgery: N/A
23. First piercing: Ear, I think. Lip might have happened first.
24. First best friend:Chris Frantz, I think. Wonder what that kid is doing.
26. First sport you joined: Probably baseball. I was only good at soccer though.
27. First pet: Shadow.
28. First vacation: My family used to go on a vacation like every 2-3 months. no way I'd remember this.
29. First concert: Less Than Jake, Sugarcult, Yellowcard and Whippersnapper in Cali. All before the Sugarcult/Yellowcard fame started. LTJ headlined and covered 'Rat In A Cage'. Legendary.
30. First crush: I don't know. My mom seems to think I had a black girlfriend named Athena in preschool.
RIGHT NOW:
49. Eating: No.
50. Drinking: nothing.
52. Im about to: finish this survey?
53. Listening to: Nothing. I wish I was listening to Owen, though. Who wouldn't?
55. Waiting for: Work to be done for a week!
YOUR FUTURE :
58. Want kids? I'd settle and accept having one. I'd prefer not to, though.
59. Want to get married? I wish I was married right now. seriously. Only when its a mutual feeling, though.
60. Careers in mind? Yeah, wish I knew. I really need a vacation with a few drinks to figure this out. hopefully this fall.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
68. Lips or eyes: I don't really look at eyes. Lips are kind of a big deal. not really.
69. Hugs or kisses: Kisses. my kiss to hug ratio has been awful the last 5 months.
70. Shorter or taller: Don't care.
71. Older or younger: Number doesn't matter, the mind and heart do.
72. Romantic or spontaneous: I'd like a mix. Romance is pretty cool.
73. Nice stomach or nice arms: Belly button piercings do awful things to my mind. fml.
74. Sensitive or loud: I want the way she feels to scream at me. I meant that seriously, too.
75. Hook up or relationship: Hook up how? like kissing, kissing is sweet. I want something real though.
77. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble makers get in trouble, fall into the wrong crowd and cheat on me. right, Gabby?
HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger: this has happened.
79. Drank hard liquor: Minus the 'Vodka being the school' phase I never really drank hard liquer. I wish I could get a handle of Soco though.
80. Lost glasses/contacts: Probably. doesn't make a difference though.
81. Sex on first date: this has happened.
82. Broken someones heart: Yeah but I've made up for it with most of those girls. They knew who I was.
83. Had your own heart broken: yes.
85. Been arrested: this happened sometimes before I was 18.
86. Turned someone down: Only one or two people, not because of how they looked though.
87. Cried when someone died: Once or twice. no one too close to me has really died, luckily.
88. Liked a friend that is a girl: yessssss.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself: Maybe more than I should?
90. Miracles: No but I believe in fate in a lot of ways.
91. Love at first sight: that would be lust.
92. Heaven: Don't know, don't care, doesn't matter.
93. Santa Claus: No. Fred Claus was a terrible fucking movie, too.
95. Kiss on the first date: I'd kiss everyone I knew if it were acceptable, to be honest. I think that answers that.
96. Angels: Also don't care, know.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Yeah.
98. Had more than one girlfriend at one time: Open Space. I was 'awful boyfriend king' for a day. guys would even my shit. never again though.
100. Posting this as 100 truths? I'll probably post this as "dumbest fucking thing I've ever done. whoever wrote this is a fucking idiot and should find death."
2. Last phone call: Mom.
3. Last text message: Laurz.
4. Last song you listened to: If Work Permits.
5. Last time you cried: Good question, don't know the answer.
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice: Yes. its obviously worked out.
2. Been cheated on: This too.
3. Kissed or hooked up with someone and regretted it: Only once. that was a fail. only Nick knows though and he'll never see this:)
5. Been depressed: My trademark, unfortunately.
6. Been drunk and threw up: So the girl who did this before me, who I don't actually know, stated that "I go to college, I think you know the answer to this." Fail. fuck your life. I wish I had your number so I could call you and tell you how stupid all of these answers have been. No, I drink daily and I've never thrown up because I drank too much. I'm not a bitch.
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. are
2. you
3. fucking
4. serious?
HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends: 19 years and I'v e never made any friends. This stupid is dumber than the girl who did it.
2. Fallen out of love: Sure.
3. Laughed until you cried: Evan fucking Lazoff singing Buddy Holly(the first time) on Rock Band. Oh man, that night.
4. Met someone who changed you: Met a few people. not many.
5. Found out who your true friends were: I'll be Chris: "I know who my friends are." wait.
6. Found out someone was talking about you: you are so ridiculously bad at forming solid questions.
7. Kissed anyone on your friends list: Whats my friends list? This is going on Facebook. I've probably kissed...5-10 of my facebook friends. I might be lying, could be more.
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: I don't really add that many people I don't actually know. only for lurking purposes.
9. How many kids do you want to have: None.
10. Do you have any pets: A dog, Alex.
11. Do you want to change your name: No.
12. What did you do for your last birthday: I think Gabby 'took' me to Melting Pot. I could be wrong.
13. What time did you wake up today: 6:33.
14. What were you doing at midnight last night: Midnight? probably sleeping.
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Month off, house opening, laser tag, OC.
16. Last time you saw your father: This morning.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Real job in 6 months, a reasonable girlfriend.
18. What are you listening to right now: OF COURSE the girl who did this before would listen to Lonestar. Nothing.
19. Have you ever talked to a person named tom: Capitalize a persons name, fuck. Yes.
23. Whats getting on your nerves right now: You've only asked 5-10 questions that anyone would care what the answer was.
24. Most visited webpage: Rotoworld.com.
25. whats your name: Mike. Michael.
2. Nicknames: Mike. Mikey. Bro?
3. Relationship status: fail.
4. Zodiac sign: Taurus. is that right?
5. Male or female or transgendered: I hate you.
6. Elementary→ Glyndon/Chatsworth.
7. Middle Scool--> Some other time.
8. High school→ Franklin High School.
10. Hair color→ Brown, actually.
11. Long or short→ medium?
16. Height: 5'5?
17. Do you have a crush on someone? this is possible. its also probably stupid, the last two were. so. yeah.
18: What do you like about yourself? This girl came up with another gem: "I throw the football like TOM BRADY!" I like that I'm honest and I don't give a shit what most people think. You should like that too.
19. Piercings? no. I've had my lip and ear pierced at some point. for a day, each.
20. Tattoos: want me to use the Tim Armstrong lyric again?
21. Righty or lefty: Lefty.
FIRSTS :
22 First surgery: N/A
23. First piercing: Ear, I think. Lip might have happened first.
24. First best friend:Chris Frantz, I think. Wonder what that kid is doing.
26. First sport you joined: Probably baseball. I was only good at soccer though.
27. First pet: Shadow.
28. First vacation: My family used to go on a vacation like every 2-3 months. no way I'd remember this.
29. First concert: Less Than Jake, Sugarcult, Yellowcard and Whippersnapper in Cali. All before the Sugarcult/Yellowcard fame started. LTJ headlined and covered 'Rat In A Cage'. Legendary.
30. First crush: I don't know. My mom seems to think I had a black girlfriend named Athena in preschool.
RIGHT NOW:
49. Eating: No.
50. Drinking: nothing.
52. Im about to: finish this survey?
53. Listening to: Nothing. I wish I was listening to Owen, though. Who wouldn't?
55. Waiting for: Work to be done for a week!
YOUR FUTURE :
58. Want kids? I'd settle and accept having one. I'd prefer not to, though.
59. Want to get married? I wish I was married right now. seriously. Only when its a mutual feeling, though.
60. Careers in mind? Yeah, wish I knew. I really need a vacation with a few drinks to figure this out. hopefully this fall.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
68. Lips or eyes: I don't really look at eyes. Lips are kind of a big deal. not really.
69. Hugs or kisses: Kisses. my kiss to hug ratio has been awful the last 5 months.
70. Shorter or taller: Don't care.
71. Older or younger: Number doesn't matter, the mind and heart do.
72. Romantic or spontaneous: I'd like a mix. Romance is pretty cool.
73. Nice stomach or nice arms: Belly button piercings do awful things to my mind. fml.
74. Sensitive or loud: I want the way she feels to scream at me. I meant that seriously, too.
75. Hook up or relationship: Hook up how? like kissing, kissing is sweet. I want something real though.
77. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble makers get in trouble, fall into the wrong crowd and cheat on me. right, Gabby?
HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger: this has happened.
79. Drank hard liquor: Minus the 'Vodka being the school' phase I never really drank hard liquer. I wish I could get a handle of Soco though.
80. Lost glasses/contacts: Probably. doesn't make a difference though.
81. Sex on first date: this has happened.
82. Broken someones heart: Yeah but I've made up for it with most of those girls. They knew who I was.
83. Had your own heart broken: yes.
85. Been arrested: this happened sometimes before I was 18.
86. Turned someone down: Only one or two people, not because of how they looked though.
87. Cried when someone died: Once or twice. no one too close to me has really died, luckily.
88. Liked a friend that is a girl: yessssss.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself: Maybe more than I should?
90. Miracles: No but I believe in fate in a lot of ways.
91. Love at first sight: that would be lust.
92. Heaven: Don't know, don't care, doesn't matter.
93. Santa Claus: No. Fred Claus was a terrible fucking movie, too.
95. Kiss on the first date: I'd kiss everyone I knew if it were acceptable, to be honest. I think that answers that.
96. Angels: Also don't care, know.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Yeah.
98. Had more than one girlfriend at one time: Open Space. I was 'awful boyfriend king' for a day. guys would even my shit. never again though.
100. Posting this as 100 truths? I'll probably post this as "dumbest fucking thing I've ever done. whoever wrote this is a fucking idiot and should find death."