Me and my friends all look like clones!
It has dawned on me that I will be 20 tomorrow. I feel the need to do teenagery things while I still can.
So here, have some teen angst:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO ONE LOVES ME YOU GUYS I'M SO UGLY AND STUPID AND UNTALENTED AND I CAN'T DRAW WORTH SHIT AND I BARELY SCRAPE BY IN MY CLASSES AND I CAN'T KEEP A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I AM A FREAK OF NATURE AND EVERYONE THINKS I'M A ASIAN WANNABE WEEABOO BECAUSE I'M TAKING JAPANESE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T DO THAT WELL IN IT AND I'LL NEVER GET TO GO TO JAPAN OR GRADUATE COLLEGE BECAUSE I'M SUCH A LAZY ASS WHO STAYS UP TOO LATE AND SLEEPS IN TILL 4 PM AND I'LL END UP ALONE AND UNLOVED BY ANYONE AND MOOCH OFF MY MOM UNTIL I'M THIRTY BECAUSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OR KEEP A JOB BECAUSE I'M JUST TOO LAZY AND WHEN I GO TO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION IN TEN YEARS EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE TEN KINDS OF AWESOME AND SUCCESSFUL AND I'LL JUST BE THERE IN THE SAME CLOTHES I WORE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND FEELING SO TOTALLY LAME COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE AND TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY TO MAKE MYSELF SEEM EVEN A LITTLE MORE AWESOME THAN I REALLY AM BUT I'LL FAIL AND LOOK LIKE A BIGGER FAILURE THAN BEFORE AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT ME AND I'LL JUST GO D: AT THEM BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO OTHER WAY TO CONVEY MY SADNESS OTHER THAN EMOTICONS OR IF THERE IS THEN I WON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT BECAUSE I'LL HAVE BECOME SUCH A LAME ASS INTERNET ADDICT WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ON 4CHAN AND IS A WASTE OF SPACE AND LIFE AND WILL NEVER BE LOVED BY ANYONE OR DO ANYTHING WORTHWHILE EVER AND I SHOULD JUST GO THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF RIGHT NOW TO AVOID THIS EVENTUALITY.
. . . Well, that was fun. I've never written an emo sort of post before~ I think I probably should have put more misspellings and exclamation points in it or something. Also, if any of you took that seriously, you need to try harder :|
(hint: I'm not actually emo at all, that was all a gross exaggeration :D)
So here, have some teen angst:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO ONE LOVES ME YOU GUYS I'M SO UGLY AND STUPID AND UNTALENTED AND I CAN'T DRAW WORTH SHIT AND I BARELY SCRAPE BY IN MY CLASSES AND I CAN'T KEEP A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I AM A FREAK OF NATURE AND EVERYONE THINKS I'M A ASIAN WANNABE WEEABOO BECAUSE I'M TAKING JAPANESE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T DO THAT WELL IN IT AND I'LL NEVER GET TO GO TO JAPAN OR GRADUATE COLLEGE BECAUSE I'M SUCH A LAZY ASS WHO STAYS UP TOO LATE AND SLEEPS IN TILL 4 PM AND I'LL END UP ALONE AND UNLOVED BY ANYONE AND MOOCH OFF MY MOM UNTIL I'M THIRTY BECAUSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OR KEEP A JOB BECAUSE I'M JUST TOO LAZY AND WHEN I GO TO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION IN TEN YEARS EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE TEN KINDS OF AWESOME AND SUCCESSFUL AND I'LL JUST BE THERE IN THE SAME CLOTHES I WORE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND FEELING SO TOTALLY LAME COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE AND TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY TO MAKE MYSELF SEEM EVEN A LITTLE MORE AWESOME THAN I REALLY AM BUT I'LL FAIL AND LOOK LIKE A BIGGER FAILURE THAN BEFORE AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT ME AND I'LL JUST GO D: AT THEM BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO OTHER WAY TO CONVEY MY SADNESS OTHER THAN EMOTICONS OR IF THERE IS THEN I WON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT BECAUSE I'LL HAVE BECOME SUCH A LAME ASS INTERNET ADDICT WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ON 4CHAN AND IS A WASTE OF SPACE AND LIFE AND WILL NEVER BE LOVED BY ANYONE OR DO ANYTHING WORTHWHILE EVER AND I SHOULD JUST GO THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF RIGHT NOW TO AVOID THIS EVENTUALITY.
. . . Well, that was fun. I've never written an emo sort of post before~ I think I probably should have put more misspellings and exclamation points in it or something. Also, if any of you took that seriously, you need to try harder :|
(hint: I'm not actually emo at all, that was all a gross exaggeration :D)