Oh. My. God.
I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or puke.
Daniel Radcliffe, the star of Harry Potter, is going to make his London stage debut in a play called Equus. Sounds normal, right?
NO, no, and more NO.
He plays a disturbed stableboy who believes horses are gods and in one scene he. . . Jeebus, lemme try again, this is too wrong. . .
*ahem* He strips naked and has an orgasm while on horseback.
. . .
Yes, you read that ABSOLUTELY CORRECTLY.
I am SO not lying, look:
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=entertainment&id=4405243 I don't even wanna think about the twisted Harry Potter fanfiction that'll come out of this. . .