Everyone needs money- thats why they call it MONEY!
I've finally decided what my career will be.
. . .
Batman.
Yes, I've thought it over and I'm going to be Batman.
I think it will be a highly rewarding career and my mother fully supports me in this decision.
I've even planned out my career path:
1) Inherit huge fortune.
2) Practice being exceedingly emo.
3) Hire Jet Li to teach me how to kick ass.
4) Pay off Mayor Bloomberg and re-name New York Gotham City
5) Be fsking awesome for the rest of my life
I thought about being Spiderman, but radioactive spiders are pretty hard to come by.
But to be Batman, all I need is huge sums of money.
Because, after all, money is the ultimate superpower.
^_^
. . .
Batman.
Yes, I've thought it over and I'm going to be Batman.
I think it will be a highly rewarding career and my mother fully supports me in this decision.
I've even planned out my career path:
1) Inherit huge fortune.
2) Practice being exceedingly emo.
3) Hire Jet Li to teach me how to kick ass.
4) Pay off Mayor Bloomberg and re-name New York Gotham City
5) Be fsking awesome for the rest of my life
I thought about being Spiderman, but radioactive spiders are pretty hard to come by.
But to be Batman, all I need is huge sums of money.
Because, after all, money is the ultimate superpower.
^_^