In which I join the ranks of drooling fans

Apr 25, 2006 22:50

Excuse me, but I really need to be a raging nerd right about now.

If you are nerd-intolerant, I suggest you avoid this post.

*ahem*

HOLY FRIED CHOCOBO ON A STICK!

FINAL FANTASY VII: ADVENT CHILDREN IS FLIPPING AMAZING!

The graphics, the music, the graphics, the voice acting, the graphics, the fight scenes, the graphics. . .

It blew my tiny little mind.

I want Cloud's motorcycle. Serious, that thing is straight out of my dreams. I need it. It has SIX AUTOMATIC SWORD HOLDERS! WITH SWORDS IN THEM! And it apparently can get shot countless times, fall off cliffs and slam into other cycles without getting a scratch on its oh-so-shiny black paint. It is the chosen one of motorcycles.

I nearly died when in the middle of his fight with Tifa, Loz's cell phone rang and his ring tone was the FF victory riff.

I wish they could have made Tifa a little more kickass though. Serious, why bother making her super strong and skilled and stuff if you're just gonna have her get her ass beat? Oh well. At least her hair defies all laws of logic and physics. I wish MY hair could do that.

Sephiroth.

'Nuff said.

Mmm, yeah, I think that's all I'm gonna gush right now. But if you have the chance, watch it. Don't worry if you haven't played the game before, Square Enix put together a neat little recap of the game that answers most questions. Or, just hop on wikipedia.

Okay, done pimping for Square Enix now ^^
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