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[randomusername]

also, transcript from the last boston globe call:

me: [loud, tourtured screams]
globe: "umm, i was wondering if you'd like to subscribe to the boston globe"
me: [more screams]
globe: "what does that mean?"
me: [screams, more staggered but still ear splitting]
globe: "is that a yes?"
me: [mumbling followed by more screaming]
globe: "we'll start delivering sunday..."
me: "NO!" (actually probably closer to "NAAAAAAUUUUGH!"
globe: "have a nice day sir."

see, i like this guy. dude knew just how to handle this type shit. i guess white girls can't understand why i'd fuck with a telemarketer