Pet Peeves

Jan 29, 2008 10:02

1. You get in the bathroom. Sit on the toilet in the morning, and go to grab the magazine you were reading. In my case, GQ. I had it opened to the page I left off. And now that page is no longer saved. Grrr

2. I go to grab some toilet paper. and there is an empty roll on the dowel... but ontop of the paper towel dispersing thingy, there is a full roll. I take that extra 3 seconds to take off the roll that is empty and put on the full one.

3. I finish up and go to throw out the empty roll, yet on the floor next to the garbage that is next to the sink is an empty roll that someone else could not put in the trash. it's a damn foot pedal operated garbage.

4. The bucket that is holding cleaning supplies next to the garbage. that you can see the cleaning supplies in IS NOT A GARBAGE.

5. The full garbage can should not turn into an amazing balancing act where you try to fit your 28" pizza box ontop of an overflowing garbage can because when you don't empty it and shit falls out and then you wonder why you have rats in Newark? just kill yourself. Don't worry, I'll empty the trash out the bucket so I can get to the cleaning supplies to clean the blood off the floor before you stain it.

6. I'm so glad you took the garbage out the bag. Now for that next big step. Put it outside. Hell, it doesn't even have to go in the garbage container thing. just get it infront of the house next to it. near it. by it. ontop of it. just out the house. because when I'm cooking and a garbage bag starts moving because a mouse is making a meal out of your half finished drunk food I loose my appetite rather fast.

7. I'm going into the kitchen to cook. And in the sink is a pile of dishes. A lot of the time is me because I'm the only one that cooks. But some people still drink water, use a plate to reheat something. who knows. If you use it, wash it. especially if its ONLY a plate or ONLY a fork or ONLY a cup. Its not that hard. Water on, soap, lather, rinse, you're done. that's all.

8. When you wake up after a night of drinking - you're on the couch, and all around you are empty beer cans. and the empty trash can (because I go through the effort most times to make sure you have that empty trash can) just throw the empty cans in the trash. We use contractor bags, they're thicker so you don't even need to empty the beers.

There are a lot more pet peeves I have, but these 8 are the one's I've dealt with in the last week and make me want to go postal.
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