If you wanna refresher on what happened during their last round, check out the post
here. Although the most important thing you need to know is that John and Jen had twins.
Although I think this one may be broken.
Lucy: Wheeeee!
Nanny: I’ll just put this here.
Jennifer: HONEY, I’M HOME!
Dog: You dropped something.
Jennifer: Awesome, love when the kids come out to greet me.
Lucy: Why is it raining inside?
It... isn’t?
Lucy: THEN WHY AM I DOING THIS?
John: Baby goes in crib.
And looks like John got them in just in WHOA that’s a big fire!
The flames on the birthday cakes are far more demure.
First up is Aysha. I don’t know why she’s blonde. Either there’s a recessive gene somewhere in the family or I cocked something up when I was fixing skins.
Anyway. Moving on to Richard!
And the next course of action is potty training.
Tandem twin training faces.
Lucy: Love Love Peace Peace is the greatest interval act of all time. Change my mind.
Jennifer: Can you say ‘bottle’?
Richard: Only if you go and get me one.
He did learn to talk in the end though.
Lucy: Kiss kiss, sleep tight.
Aysha: I’m not going to sit on that potty and you can’t make me.
Is this the cutest interaction in whole damn game? It could be!
THE RETURN OF COMPETENT NANNY!
Jennifer: HONEY!
Landlord: You called?
Jennifer: NOT YOU.
John: Say ‘Daddy.’
Aysha: Daddy.
John: Hahaha awesome. Now say ‘shit.’
Lucy: Now say ‘drive quick, before they catch us.’
Richard: Hey, so your toddler stairs mod doesn’t work on spiral stairs.
Aysha: We demand our freedom.
But of course, the first step to freedom is first steps.
Meanwhile, Jennifer is looking to gain friends in high places!
I don’t quite have the heart to break it to her that that’s the fake Bella clone.
Jennifer: Your dress is so iconic.
Uncle Dan came walking past, so Lucy ran out to greet him.
Aysha: Again! Again!
John: -And the Big Bad Wolf ate them all up!
Lucy: One hippo, all alone, calls two hippos on the-
Richard: Fuck!
Lucy: WOW EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN, WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE!?
I think it’s time to hire a maid.
Lucy: Good book, this.
What is it?
Lucy: Good Book.
(Not a real book.)
(I think.)
Aysha: There’s a wall in the way.
Yes, it’s there to stop you from plummeting three floors to your death.
Aysha: Well there’s no other way to get downstairs!
OK, I can take a hint. Time to conquer spiral stairs.
Richard: Hands!
Aysha: For clapping!
John: Wanna see what I can do with my hands?
Jennifer: Fantastic idea!
Richard has about eight creativity points already and he’s clearly determined to max that out before he reaches his teens.
Lucy took her little siblings to the park.
Aysha: There’s a man here.
Ty: Young adult.
Richard: Grown man at the park. Definitely sketchy.
Ty: I’m going.
And then they ignore all the playground equipment in favour of swinging.
Richard: HIGHER!
Then out to dinner at the world’s smallest restaurant,
Lucy: You guys are gonna love snow.
Aysha: I’d rather have spaghetti.
Max: And I’ll have f̷̛̫̖͈͇̖͖͈̙͍̍͛͊̄̑̀̽̃̂̽͗͂̍́̏͂̈́͒͛̂̏̂͐͜͝ḭ̴̧̧̹̮̫͚̰̰́̑̽̄͒̈́͋͑̎̈́̊̀͋̕̚̚͠͠ͅs̷̨̤̝̬̩͔̦̖̥̣̤̗̹̝̥͎̘̟̘̃̾͊́̓̚̕ͅh̵̢̡̡̛̛̘͕̮̲̹̻̯͑͂͌̆͛̇̂̅͒̓͌͑̈́͂̽͗̾̾̌̚͝ ̶̡̨͙̘̙͕̤͉͍͇̜̠̪̳̩̏̋̆̈̒̐͑͝ͅa̴͇̠͙̟̲̳̲͖͈͙̩̞͓͚͖̺͎̹̼̻̳̠̘̹̓̌͌͌͐̾͌̒̇͑͆͛̾͂̚͘ͅñ̶̝̪̋̑͛͂̊̾̀̈́̔͌̾́̆͂͑͌̉̑̐̀͗̕͜͝d̶̡̢̡̥̩̟̯̦̲̮̺̣̟̱̖̣̈́́́͂̂͋̾́̿̽̾̒͗̊̕͝͝ ̸̢̛̜͖͉̘͚͎͙̙̯̻̼̖̲͍̠̬͎͚̭͍̈́̋̀̒̅̐̾͑̀̽̍̋̈̓̉͗̆c̶̹̱̩̱̫̞̯͚̣͍̲̬̘̠͈̼̭̙̊̀͜͜ḩ̶̡̧͕̱̮̫͈̝̻̠̱̣͓̼̳͖̝̫̘͙̥͔̿̐͑͋͑͐͗̑̀͌͌̄̈̉̔̈́̏͜͠ḯ̷̡̡̨̜̼̣̙̘͖͙͙̗͖̖͉͖̞͜p̵̤̝̤̈͂̓͗̌̑͊͌̋̀̉̓̿̈́s̷̺̰̦͕̈́̄͛̒̀̊̂̍͛̃͗̚͘͝͠
Gone.
Max: Not gone enough.
You guys know you’re allowed inside, right?
Jennifer: And I know what I wanna do now we’re in here!
John: Would you, perhaps, like me to... get inside?
Jennifer: Right inside!
John: Goddamn, who knew the legendary Bella Goth was so ugly!?
Cooking something good?
Aysha: It’s supposed to be a muffin, but I think I need a tin opener.
The weekend rolls around, so it’s time for a family outing.
Jennifer: I want to go on vacation.
Yes, I know. I’ve locked that want.
Lucy: How are you already better at this than me?
Aysha: Smart milk and logic toys.
John: Is it supposed to hurt this much?
Lucy brought Ripp Grunt home from work.
Lucy: Well this is boring.
Much more interesting!
Lucy: Not as interesting as this!
Your parents had sex in that bed.
Lucy and Ripp: Yeah, we don’t care.
Still, they can’t get too mad at Lucy for commandeering their bed. Hers was occupied.
Landlord: I live here now.
You do not live here now.
Aysha: So this is an emergency.
Maid: Your BO is an emergency.
John: My sleep is an emergency.
Whatever the emergency was, Aysha decides the best way to deal with it is by playing chess on the balcony.
Gonna be a few weeks now before I have another uberhood update though, I’m afraid. I’m playing university in the genderswapped uberhood at the moment and because I want to try and get the two uberhoods in sync, so that means playing an entire university subhood before playing one or two uberhood households. But university is the final part of the round, so I should be all caught soon. :D
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