International Relations 04
Been a while since I did one of these - just around Christmas, wasn't it? Well, now I'm between challenges, I thought I'd do another. So!
Our random pairing today is Estonia and Ukraine. I have two Ukraine's in my game, so I flipped a coin and the outcome was NyoUkraine.
Madame Venus: She's doing another one? I'm totally judging her right now.
Estonia: Um... so, I guess you know why we're both here-
Ukraine: Yeah... no offence, but I don't wanna.
Estonia: Hmph, you're boring anyway.
Er, what are you doing? I told you to go and socialise with your new babydaddy.
Estonia: No way, I'm moving out. Now where's the property listings?
Get back out there or I'll turn you into a zombie.
Estonia: So, um, I suppose you're not too bad after all.
Ukraine: Thanks! Right back atcha!
Hugs.
Estonia: Maybe this won't be so bad after all.
Estonia: Hey, you wanna go out for a meal or something?
Ukraine: Um, that sounds good, I guess.
Ukraine: But first, you gotta get rid of that makeup.
Estonia: IT'S NOT MAKEUP, IT'S CHAPSTICK, OKAY!?
Estonia: I mean, the cold really dries my lips out, y'know?
Ukraine: Well if you're cold, I'd be happy to warm you up.
Shy flirting=success!
Estonia: Listen up, you know England tries to make out he's a super badass? Well I hear he lost forty fights against Switzerland!
Estonia: And he got arrested for it too.
Estonia: I'll bet Switzerland could take Russia in a fight though.
Estonia: Hey, you know what? If it bothers you that much, I'll wipe the chapstick off.
Ukraine: You'd do that for me? Then it must be love!
Estonia: Um, no. Not yet. Also you're not allowed to complain about my flaky lips.
Ukraine: Way to ruin the mood, thanks.
You know how to fix that? A nice, romantic pillow fight!
Followed by a little dance.
Then they went out for that meal.
Estonia: A toast! To this weird-ass challenge that brought us together!
Estonia: *mwah*
Ukraine: *blush*
Ukraine: And one for you too.
Estonia and Ukraine: SLURP SLURP SMACK SLOBBER
Townie: Can you kick them out? They're ruining my appetite.
Waiter: Just try to ignore them and maybe they'll go away.
And a good time was had.
TRUE LOVE.
Back at the Love Shack, an even better time was had.
A much better time.
Ahaha, I love/hate it when they randomly end up in the Castaway clothes I downloaded for zombies. Nothing says 'sexy' quite like dirty, sweaty torn underwear.
Also they had trouble conceiving so I made them test the sofa.
I don't know what Venus ever did to America, but she suddenly showed up and kicked over her bin.
America: FUCK THIS WOMAN, HATE HATE HATE.
Estonia: HARDER, HARDER.
Ukraine: OH YEAH BABY, THAT'S THE SPOT.
Looking at this, I gotta say the greenhouse look may not have been one of my smarter ideas.
But there were still no chimes and the Try For A Baby option wouldn't show, so I brought them a new bed, tweaked the ACR risky pregnancy odds... nothing. I think there must be a hack conflict somewhere. I really couldn't be bothered trying to track it down right then.
Estonia: Wait, so why am I all queasy?
Because the SimBlender has a handy "Get Pregnant With..." option, that's why!
Estonia: My goodness, my underwear just mended itself!
Thanks to my "Wear Anything During Pregnancy" hack, the clean underwear vanishes just in time for the birth. Which is kind of apt when you think about it.
It's a girl! Meet Ukronia!
Estonia: Who's daddy's beautiful baby girl? Is it you? Yes it is!
Ukraine: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Ukraine: Babies.
Nope, it's toddler time!
Ukronia: Ooh, I've grown up again!
Ukronia: Happy Birthday to me! Hooray! And for my present, I'd like hair that doesn't get eaten by my face.
Ukronia: Dads?
Ukraine: A little later, sweetie. Could you go now? We want to see if the Try For A Baby option's working yet.
Ukronia: Nah, I'm just gonna grow up some more instead. How d'ya like that!?
Estonia: -So can you do that thing with your tongue again?
Ukronia: Dads?
Ukraine: Only if you promise NOT to do that thing with my nipples.
Ukronia: HELLO!?
Ukronia: Whatever, I'm just gonna finish this thing.
And here she is, all grow up and disgusted with her parents.
Ukronia: Now where can I find a witch to cast that memory-erasing spell on me?
---
Oh, and while I'm here, have a little sneaky preview.
Ages ago, sayonara_chan talked about wanting another dress for Monaco, which I started and then forgot about until now. Ignore how pink it is, I floodfilled it to see what it all looked like. It's mostly done, I just need to add morphs and recolour it. Which could take a while, I'm afraid, because I don't like recolouring much. But it will get done, pinky promise!
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Our random pairing today is Estonia and Ukraine. I have two Ukraine's in my game, so I flipped a coin and the outcome was NyoUkraine.
Madame Venus: She's doing another one? I'm totally judging her right now.
Estonia: Um... so, I guess you know why we're both here-
Ukraine: Yeah... no offence, but I don't wanna.
Estonia: Hmph, you're boring anyway.
Er, what are you doing? I told you to go and socialise with your new babydaddy.
Estonia: No way, I'm moving out. Now where's the property listings?
Get back out there or I'll turn you into a zombie.
Estonia: So, um, I suppose you're not too bad after all.
Ukraine: Thanks! Right back atcha!
Hugs.
Estonia: Maybe this won't be so bad after all.
Estonia: Hey, you wanna go out for a meal or something?
Ukraine: Um, that sounds good, I guess.
Ukraine: But first, you gotta get rid of that makeup.
Estonia: IT'S NOT MAKEUP, IT'S CHAPSTICK, OKAY!?
Estonia: I mean, the cold really dries my lips out, y'know?
Ukraine: Well if you're cold, I'd be happy to warm you up.
Shy flirting=success!
Estonia: Listen up, you know England tries to make out he's a super badass? Well I hear he lost forty fights against Switzerland!
Estonia: And he got arrested for it too.
Estonia: I'll bet Switzerland could take Russia in a fight though.
Estonia: Hey, you know what? If it bothers you that much, I'll wipe the chapstick off.
Ukraine: You'd do that for me? Then it must be love!
Estonia: Um, no. Not yet. Also you're not allowed to complain about my flaky lips.
Ukraine: Way to ruin the mood, thanks.
You know how to fix that? A nice, romantic pillow fight!
Followed by a little dance.
Then they went out for that meal.
Estonia: A toast! To this weird-ass challenge that brought us together!
Estonia: *mwah*
Ukraine: *blush*
Ukraine: And one for you too.
Estonia and Ukraine: SLURP SLURP SMACK SLOBBER
Townie: Can you kick them out? They're ruining my appetite.
Waiter: Just try to ignore them and maybe they'll go away.
And a good time was had.
TRUE LOVE.
Back at the Love Shack, an even better time was had.
A much better time.
Ahaha, I love/hate it when they randomly end up in the Castaway clothes I downloaded for zombies. Nothing says 'sexy' quite like dirty, sweaty torn underwear.
Also they had trouble conceiving so I made them test the sofa.
I don't know what Venus ever did to America, but she suddenly showed up and kicked over her bin.
America: FUCK THIS WOMAN, HATE HATE HATE.
Estonia: HARDER, HARDER.
Ukraine: OH YEAH BABY, THAT'S THE SPOT.
Looking at this, I gotta say the greenhouse look may not have been one of my smarter ideas.
But there were still no chimes and the Try For A Baby option wouldn't show, so I brought them a new bed, tweaked the ACR risky pregnancy odds... nothing. I think there must be a hack conflict somewhere. I really couldn't be bothered trying to track it down right then.
Estonia: Wait, so why am I all queasy?
Because the SimBlender has a handy "Get Pregnant With..." option, that's why!
Estonia: My goodness, my underwear just mended itself!
Thanks to my "Wear Anything During Pregnancy" hack, the clean underwear vanishes just in time for the birth. Which is kind of apt when you think about it.
It's a girl! Meet Ukronia!
Estonia: Who's daddy's beautiful baby girl? Is it you? Yes it is!
Ukraine: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Ukraine: Babies.
Nope, it's toddler time!
Ukronia: Ooh, I've grown up again!
Ukronia: Happy Birthday to me! Hooray! And for my present, I'd like hair that doesn't get eaten by my face.
Ukronia: Dads?
Ukraine: A little later, sweetie. Could you go now? We want to see if the Try For A Baby option's working yet.
Ukronia: Nah, I'm just gonna grow up some more instead. How d'ya like that!?
Estonia: -So can you do that thing with your tongue again?
Ukronia: Dads?
Ukraine: Only if you promise NOT to do that thing with my nipples.
Ukronia: HELLO!?
Ukronia: Whatever, I'm just gonna finish this thing.
And here she is, all grow up and disgusted with her parents.
Ukronia: Now where can I find a witch to cast that memory-erasing spell on me?
---
Oh, and while I'm here, have a little sneaky preview.
Ages ago, sayonara_chan talked about wanting another dress for Monaco, which I started and then forgot about until now. Ignore how pink it is, I floodfilled it to see what it all looked like. It's mostly done, I just need to add morphs and recolour it. Which could take a while, I'm afraid, because I don't like recolouring much. But it will get done, pinky promise!
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