Christmas is coming ...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In November I turned red_red_krovvy in for littering (3 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I set masamunes_slave's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (659 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
randomshmuck
Maybe Santa will give me a snow day tomorrow.