Men and my Tip's
Discliplining some one is a double edge sword how do you be a model parent without being to harh, or to kind. Where do you draw the line between being good to some one and taking great care of them or just plaing spoiling them. This is my dillema, so I've come to the conclusion there is a great similarity between man and animal, The man who said that man developed from animal sure knew what he was talking about. What however I did not know until now was how similar men and dogs were. And by man I do not mean just, the Human race but the male in specific. Take for instance my dog, now don't get me wrong I always had a dog growing up, But since we were of the same age, I did not make a significant contribution in his upbringing, but now that I have a puppy of my own I have began to notice the many similarities guys and dogs have. For one they are very fussy and always crave for attention. Tip's loves to be played with and fondled with, he gets mad at me when I sit on the couch and may more attention to the TV than him. He starts barking and tries to jump on my lap and when i ignore him more he takes a nip at my arm. Kind of like that annoying boyfriend who gets mad when you pay more attention to say your friends or may be even Queer Eye on TV, He wonders why in the world something else would be more interesting to me than him. Not the most admirable trait, but I guess it could work.
Now don't get me wrong Tip's is a smart smart dog, kind of like most of the men I've dated, It's an admirable quality in almost anyone, It makes me very proud when I command him to do something and he obeys, although sometimes he's defiant, which again i could admire cause it proves that he has a mind of his own, which these days is hard to find. But what bothers me is the length of his attention span, Tip's has a very small attention span, I may try to distract him with a toy or say a biscuit and sure he gets distracted for may me less than ten seconds and then he tries to bite you again. Like that man, who may listen to you for a period of less than five minutes at a time. When ever you try to express your feelings or even try to address a problem they try to distract you from the subject at hand say with a hug or a kiss or even by nibbling your neck. It may be pleasant at the moment, still doesn't solve the problem at hand. Now Tip's likes to bite, I know he's just a puppy and that's what the do, he bites the hell out of everything, like chords, wires, shoes, sandals, hell he even chews the tree stalk in the front yard. I know I have to be more understanding of this as this habbit may gradually subside as time goes by, but how long can I stand it, sometimes it plain hurts, Kind of like that man who tries to prove his masculinity my being rough in the bedroom, Everything is one big competition and the more he hurts you, by thrusting harder, or may be biting or even sqeezing your nipples too hard the more excited he gets, The worst part if you retiliatte the more aggresive he gets, Like Tips, if i try to pull him away from something the harder he tugs on to it. Sex is all a game and it's a power struggle, When you say know some people really don't understand that it means ease down buddy it's time to cool down and then some, Like Tip's the average man thinks that tugging and pulling away is a game and that you really want to play more. Until you smack them on the head and tell them to stop, then it finally registers you were not really kidding, ha ha, funny funny how much dogs and men have in common.
Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining I love Tip's he's the best things that's happened to me since I first had sex. He can be a pain in the butt and can be a little fur ball of terror but when he cocks his head and stars at you with those big beay eyes, all the anger and frustrating just melts away and all you want to do is hold him and rub his fat doggy belly! Kind of like that man who makes you mad and want to shoot yourself at your own stupidty for dating him yet when he comes over and takes you in his arms and plants that first kiss of the day on your lips you know you've found heaven!
Now don't get me wrong Tip's is a smart smart dog, kind of like most of the men I've dated, It's an admirable quality in almost anyone, It makes me very proud when I command him to do something and he obeys, although sometimes he's defiant, which again i could admire cause it proves that he has a mind of his own, which these days is hard to find. But what bothers me is the length of his attention span, Tip's has a very small attention span, I may try to distract him with a toy or say a biscuit and sure he gets distracted for may me less than ten seconds and then he tries to bite you again. Like that man, who may listen to you for a period of less than five minutes at a time. When ever you try to express your feelings or even try to address a problem they try to distract you from the subject at hand say with a hug or a kiss or even by nibbling your neck. It may be pleasant at the moment, still doesn't solve the problem at hand. Now Tip's likes to bite, I know he's just a puppy and that's what the do, he bites the hell out of everything, like chords, wires, shoes, sandals, hell he even chews the tree stalk in the front yard. I know I have to be more understanding of this as this habbit may gradually subside as time goes by, but how long can I stand it, sometimes it plain hurts, Kind of like that man who tries to prove his masculinity my being rough in the bedroom, Everything is one big competition and the more he hurts you, by thrusting harder, or may be biting or even sqeezing your nipples too hard the more excited he gets, The worst part if you retiliatte the more aggresive he gets, Like Tips, if i try to pull him away from something the harder he tugs on to it. Sex is all a game and it's a power struggle, When you say know some people really don't understand that it means ease down buddy it's time to cool down and then some, Like Tip's the average man thinks that tugging and pulling away is a game and that you really want to play more. Until you smack them on the head and tell them to stop, then it finally registers you were not really kidding, ha ha, funny funny how much dogs and men have in common.
Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining I love Tip's he's the best things that's happened to me since I first had sex. He can be a pain in the butt and can be a little fur ball of terror but when he cocks his head and stars at you with those big beay eyes, all the anger and frustrating just melts away and all you want to do is hold him and rub his fat doggy belly! Kind of like that man who makes you mad and want to shoot yourself at your own stupidty for dating him yet when he comes over and takes you in his arms and plants that first kiss of the day on your lips you know you've found heaven!