I've got one hook in my... never mind.

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John Kamakaze, Scotland's self-styled "Prince of Pain", set a record in 2003 when he spent fifteen minutes suspended in midair by meat hooks imbedded in his back. He said it didn't hurt at all. "The only thing that hurts is a blister on my foot from walking around too much yesterday," he said, according to Reuters.

And one of the many reasons I am glad that I don't pee in urinals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgq36CLf9ps