Sorry it's late. Kids birthday parties are exhausting. lol

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Legend says that one day Cupid cut Venus' fingernails while she was sleeping and left the clippings scattered on the ground. This way no part of Venus would ever disapear, the Fates turned them into stone. The stone? Onyx. Greek for "fingernail".

http://www.glumbert.com/media/letsduet

And nothing like some double entendres.