Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I stole orionsbaby's purse (-30 points). In May I set macadamia_nut's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sallyk (-5000 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to mercuriehg in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I gave radiantvega a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4806 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
randompaige