"Oh, OUR names, did you mean?

[randomneses]

"AND DON'T FORGET: ELVENDORK! IT'S UNISEX!"

-JAMES FUCKING POTTER

HOLY CRAP. I DIDN'T STOP GRINNING. NOT ONCE. SIRIUS AND JAMES OH MY GOD SO MUCH FUCKING LOVE RIGHT NOW. I'M STILL GRINNING. JKR'S CHICKEN SCRATCH HANDWRITING DIDN'T MATTER, THAT STORY WAS SO GREAT OMFG. ♥

You can read the HP prequel for charity thing JKR did here.

I AM SO SATISFIED.

ETA: TYPED VERSION!