"That or Herr Kamyer will be savaged by sheep (with a bit of luck)."
Just a few things for today:
+ Ugh, had to take an in-class essay for English at the Resource Center. And I ended up missing like half an hour of French to finish it. ERLACK! D:
+ We keep talking about porn in Gender Studies. Evan (ooer) even mentioned "cumshots" (double ooer). Lovely. And then we talked about parents and such. I sort of ♥ my school XP
+ Studio Art: So we're doing self portraits and I must say it's SO fun this year because we're making faces at ourselves in mirrors and such. We did some practice ones and mine were quite...large. I did a bunch on a big sheet of paper and yeah XP Anyway, so my final one that I'm doing I'm puckering my lips and looking surprised and drawing myself at a 3/4 profile. I must say that it looks pretty fab thus far and I've gotten compliments so...yeah :D I'm excited to finish it.
+ I'm talking to my dad again. Yeah XP
+ I FINALLY FINISHED LOVE IS A MANY TROUSERED THING AND...
God this was the most laugh out loud funny book of the series. I usually don't always laugh out loud when reading them but WOW I was cracking up, especially at this part:...Oh great, I might have known, the Blunderboys had turned up and Mark Big Gob was having a go at someone. Ellen and the rest of the gang wanted to go and see what was happening so we went over.
one minute later
Wow and wow and wowzee wow. It was like the shoot-out at the OK Corral. Dave the Laugh and his mates were sizing up the Blunderboys. Apparently one of the Blunderboys had been hitting on the titches, twanging their bra straps and trying to snog them and Dave had noticed and stepped up.
Mark Big Gob said, "Pick a window, you're leaving."
And the next thing I knew, Dave the Laugh was sitting on Mark Big Gob's head.
AND CUE ME CRACKING THE FUCK UP OMFG DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ♥.
I must have my own Dave the Laugh. Not even kidding. This is just SAD that there isn't one like...here. Right here. Seriously :|
Oh, and Mark Big Gob and the rest of the Blunderboys are TOTAL chavs when it really comes down to it. I love the fact that chavs are finally mentioned in this book.
Oh and I was so sad when Robbie was crying (as well as Georgia). Seriously, I forgot how much I actually liked the original Sex God. Masimo = whatever but...awwww, Robbie :( I can't believe he's going back to snog the marsupials in Kiwi-a-go-go land again D: At least he didn't seem impressed by Wet Lindsay!
And...the ending...I JUST KNEW DAVE THE LAUGH WOULD SHOW UP AT THE CAMPSITE. Georgia going on and on about how no boys would be there was my clue.
ANYWAY...
I SQUEALED AND PUMMPED MY FIST AND WHISPERED, "YES!" WHEN DAVE THE LAUGH SNOGGED GEORGIADave was laughing, but he came to help me up out of the riverbank. "Oh you are good value, Georgia. You are very nearly an honorary bloke. And that is why I love you."
Did he--did he just say what I thought he'd said? He reached down and put his arms round my waist to lift me up. I hope he didn't feel my wet knickers and think I'd had an elderly loon moment.
He said, "Have you wet yourself, Gee? Your knickers are socking."
I said, "No, but I think they're full of tadpoles, and actually my bum-oley really hurts."
As he pulled me up the bank, I said, "I think I may have broken my bottom."
He looked at my face and he was really smiling. Then he said, "Are we never to be free, kittykat?"
And I looked at him and he said, "Oh bugger it, it has to be done."
And he snogged me.
Oh no. I've just unexpectedly paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I've accidently picked up a Dave the Tart.
Such a fab ending ♥
OMG. JUST GO OUT ALREADY. WE ALL KNOW DAVE LOVES THE PANTS OFF HER. PLEEEEEASE BREAK UP WITH MASIMO, GEORGIA YOU DUMB TART!
And the rest of the book was just like a brushing up guide to the world of Georgia I guess. Wow. Renninson needs to come out with another book SOON. And when is that movie coming out?
Every girl should read these books. Well every girl who likes books that aren't 100% depressing and likes a good laugh.
OKAY! SO THAT'S ABOUT IT!
+ In case you missed it, Decades and music poll and ~*~discussion~*~, darlings.
+ Okay, now I must brush up on SAT crap before tomorrow. I'll try to get to bed early and such and hopefully kick College Board arse tomorrow morning.
But before I head off to arse about on the computer/find SAT study crap:
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! D:
Apparently these Londoners are auditioning for Peter Pan...or so said the caption. Ooer.
ETA: Next step: take clothes off plzkthx.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I watched bits of SPN last night! ...When I wasn't watching Phantom of the Megaplex ( It's a fun movie >_> ) and tidbits of The Office.
+ Ugh, had to take an in-class essay for English at the Resource Center. And I ended up missing like half an hour of French to finish it. ERLACK! D:
+ We keep talking about porn in Gender Studies. Evan (ooer) even mentioned "cumshots" (double ooer). Lovely. And then we talked about parents and such. I sort of ♥ my school XP
+ Studio Art: So we're doing self portraits and I must say it's SO fun this year because we're making faces at ourselves in mirrors and such. We did some practice ones and mine were quite...large. I did a bunch on a big sheet of paper and yeah XP Anyway, so my final one that I'm doing I'm puckering my lips and looking surprised and drawing myself at a 3/4 profile. I must say that it looks pretty fab thus far and I've gotten compliments so...yeah :D I'm excited to finish it.
+ I'm talking to my dad again. Yeah XP
+ I FINALLY FINISHED LOVE IS A MANY TROUSERED THING AND...
God this was the most laugh out loud funny book of the series. I usually don't always laugh out loud when reading them but WOW I was cracking up, especially at this part:...Oh great, I might have known, the Blunderboys had turned up and Mark Big Gob was having a go at someone. Ellen and the rest of the gang wanted to go and see what was happening so we went over.
one minute later
Wow and wow and wowzee wow. It was like the shoot-out at the OK Corral. Dave the Laugh and his mates were sizing up the Blunderboys. Apparently one of the Blunderboys had been hitting on the titches, twanging their bra straps and trying to snog them and Dave had noticed and stepped up.
Mark Big Gob said, "Pick a window, you're leaving."
And the next thing I knew, Dave the Laugh was sitting on Mark Big Gob's head.
AND CUE ME CRACKING THE FUCK UP OMFG DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ♥.
I must have my own Dave the Laugh. Not even kidding. This is just SAD that there isn't one like...here. Right here. Seriously :|
Oh, and Mark Big Gob and the rest of the Blunderboys are TOTAL chavs when it really comes down to it. I love the fact that chavs are finally mentioned in this book.
Oh and I was so sad when Robbie was crying (as well as Georgia). Seriously, I forgot how much I actually liked the original Sex God. Masimo = whatever but...awwww, Robbie :( I can't believe he's going back to snog the marsupials in Kiwi-a-go-go land again D: At least he didn't seem impressed by Wet Lindsay!
And...the ending...I JUST KNEW DAVE THE LAUGH WOULD SHOW UP AT THE CAMPSITE. Georgia going on and on about how no boys would be there was my clue.
ANYWAY...
I SQUEALED AND PUMMPED MY FIST AND WHISPERED, "YES!" WHEN DAVE THE LAUGH SNOGGED GEORGIADave was laughing, but he came to help me up out of the riverbank. "Oh you are good value, Georgia. You are very nearly an honorary bloke. And that is why I love you."
Did he--did he just say what I thought he'd said? He reached down and put his arms round my waist to lift me up. I hope he didn't feel my wet knickers and think I'd had an elderly loon moment.
He said, "Have you wet yourself, Gee? Your knickers are socking."
I said, "No, but I think they're full of tadpoles, and actually my bum-oley really hurts."
As he pulled me up the bank, I said, "I think I may have broken my bottom."
He looked at my face and he was really smiling. Then he said, "Are we never to be free, kittykat?"
And I looked at him and he said, "Oh bugger it, it has to be done."
And he snogged me.
Oh no. I've just unexpectedly paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I've accidently picked up a Dave the Tart.
Such a fab ending ♥
OMG. JUST GO OUT ALREADY. WE ALL KNOW DAVE LOVES THE PANTS OFF HER. PLEEEEEASE BREAK UP WITH MASIMO, GEORGIA YOU DUMB TART!
And the rest of the book was just like a brushing up guide to the world of Georgia I guess. Wow. Renninson needs to come out with another book SOON. And when is that movie coming out?
Every girl should read these books. Well every girl who likes books that aren't 100% depressing and likes a good laugh.
OKAY! SO THAT'S ABOUT IT!
+ In case you missed it, Decades and music poll and ~*~discussion~*~, darlings.
+ Okay, now I must brush up on SAT crap before tomorrow. I'll try to get to bed early and such and hopefully kick College Board arse tomorrow morning.
But before I head off to arse about on the computer/find SAT study crap:
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! D:
Apparently these Londoners are auditioning for Peter Pan...or so said the caption. Ooer.
ETA: Next step: take clothes off plzkthx.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I watched bits of SPN last night! ...When I wasn't watching Phantom of the Megaplex ( It's a fun movie >_> ) and tidbits of The Office.