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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mallory!

1. If you lick Mallory ten times, you will consume one calorie!
2. If you break Mallory, you will get seven years of bad luck.
3. Mallory can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
4. Mallory will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!
5. Mallory was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
6. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Mallory!
7. Mallory cannot swim.
8. More people are killed by Mallory each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
9. Americans discard enough Mallory to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
10. It is impossible to fold Mallory more than seven times.