FIc: Crack. You have been warned

[randomly_rusted]

Summary: Crack: Lestrade, Sherlock, take a number....

Rating: R. Oh yes.

Type: PornWithSillyLines. Oh Without Plot too, but the silly lines are the thing.

It appeared on my hard drive, I have no idea where it came from. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Comments

[rabidsamfan]

Oh, glory! I laughed so loud I think I startled the neighbor's cat!

"with no interest at all in anyone who was equipped with an innie rather than an outie." in particular has made my day rather amazing. Thank you for such a wonderful fic!

[drachenmina]

Oh, this is wonderful!
there were going to be some horses with issues if this got out LOL! ;D

[stellary]

I've read my first crack!fic! And it was fun!

[fengirl88]

completely splendid and hilarious! loved the whole thing. hurrah for S's queue-jumping and your writing.

[beautybecks]

I... I have no words, I love this far more than words can describe. I... <333 Fantastic. XD