I'm a retard

Nov 30, 2005 13:01

OK, so lemme start this entry with a disclaimer... I had about two MAYBE three hours of sleep last night xD Then was awoken by my dad calling to tell me he was bringing some of my stuff over at 6:25 in the morning! Only to have his headset thingy stop working so what does he do? Calls me on the room phone, lets it ring three times (enough for me to get out of bed and over to the phone before it stops ringing) and then calls me on my cell again which is up on my bed xD Worse part is Charlott got to sleep in this morning and I was trying to be quiet so as not to wake her... oh well xD So then I go brush my teeth before I go down and when I come back to the room my alarm is going off really loudly and I can hear it in that hall xD Poor Charlott xD so I turn it off (or I think I do) and it goes off again ten minutes later! Because I had just pressed snooze xD

Then my English class consisted of us giving our teacher an evaluation (blah I hate those things) and her giving us our drafts back and then shes like if you don't have any questions you can leave. Great, I wake up at 6:30 in the morning to go to a class that is HALF AN HOUR LONG! =/ Oh well... so I get home and mean to take a shower and then go back to bed but instead I sit at my computer for an hour or so doing nothing then take a shower and then lie in bed until Emma calls to go get lunch xD

So here's the reason I'm updating... My lunch with Emma was HILARIOUS! So when I'm tired I tend to just ramble on and not stop. So we're sitting there talking about how I'm such a "slut" and how she's a "drunk" and we party too much and I made out with like 50 guys in one weekend lol and the guys sitting next to us are like trying not to look but I could totally tell they were listening in on our conversation and it was just silly. Like the table we were at was set up so that we were facing this set of like stools at a bar type thingy and the guys were sitting at the bar thingy so we might as well have been talking to them lol. So then on the way back we were talking about how I saw Ian P. a while ago and she was like did you say "Hey we went out in sixth grade watup?" lol and I was like "Yeah and remember how you gave me a ring that you found on the playground and I freaked out and broke out with you" and Emma started laughing because I said broke out instead of broke up xD and so we started talking about slurring words together and I kept doing it as we were talking about and at one point I just stopped and bent over cuz I was laughing so hard and this guy was looking at me like weirded out! lol (Strong Bad reference there xD) So then we're in the elevator and it goes down to the basement and me and Emma are already giggling like crazy and I'm like "what floors?" and the guys who got on (a younger guy and an older maybe janitor guy) are like 5 and 6 and I'm like whoa I live on 4 this is going to be a funny ride... and then I feel like I have to explain myself so I like cuz we'll stop on three floors in a row... but we won't be there cuz we're getting off first... and then I look at Emma and she's looking at me like dude you're a retard and the younger guy is just eating chips like these girls are ditzy and I'm not even going to respond and I'm like dude I need more sleep and then we get off the elevator and I really say "I should sleep more often" and we just burst out laughing as we walk down the hall xD So then Emma comes in my room looks at all my pretty pictures and then goes back out. She calls me and is like "guess who I was in the elevator with?" and I'm like "no way" and shes like "yeah he was like nice to see you again" (or something like that lol oh and it was the younger guy lol) and so I was like "did you say sorry for my friend... she has a brain tumor?" and shes like "no but I should have" so we laugh and I realize I'm being really loud and should shut up because Charlott is asleep so I'm like "talk to you later" and I just realized that I probably used "like" and "and" waaaaaay to many times in this entry but oh well suck it up lol ;)

So that was my funny lunch and now I'm going to nap for about half an hour before going to class :)
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