Talk about a cold opening...

[randomhouses]

Eram quod es, eris quod sum
by: randomhouses

Writers: gami and suninos

"I was what you are,
you will be what I am."
-Grave inscription

Comments

[savemoony]

*before I ever read this, and oh I'm so reading this, I have to say that YES! YES! I'm totally working on Ten/Jack & House/Wilson fic, and really: Torchwood/House crossovers need to become en vogue, because, dear good: Captain Jack Harkness!* Made my morning and I haven't ever read it yet. Nice.

[randomhouses]

oh my goodness! I was reading your KITTEN FIC last night and was trying to comment to tell you how awesome and absolutely hilarious it was, but my browser just kept refreshing the page whenever I clicked "Post Comment"!!! So yeah, it was such an amazing fic, and it now has a happy home in my bookmarks! Look forward to your future work.

And yes! Captain Jack! My co-writer has made me agree to a House/Jack/Wilson scene of some sort later on in the fic. ;)

-Suninos

[savemoony]

HAHAHAHHAHAH THANK YOU.

Wait. Wait. Did I had that right? She had to "make you agree". *Laughs* That was the first thing I wrote in mine!

[randomhouses]

haha, well, I'm a rabid Jack/Ianto shipper, so nobody touches the Harkness! Except, of course, everybody, because who wants to read about happy relationships?

[savemoony]

AH! That explains *so much*. My friend mystictwilight is a rabid shipper too. She actually prompted me to write the Torchwood fic. It was supposed to be Jack/Ianto and Wilson/House, but halfway through I was like... I can't do it! And it became a cracktastic-fairy-tale of epic size. But... actually... I RPG Jack/House, so... uh... Yeah. Yeah. *Snickers* The House/Wilson/Jack was kind of a given.

[randomhouses]

Heh heh. It was actually my roommate who wanted us to write Jack/House/Wilson. And I thought the idea was hilarious, and managed to somehow convince Suninos. XD
I don't know if it's POSSIBLE to write a House/Torchwood crossover and make it not cracky! This one get pretty, uh, bizarre later on. XD
-Gami

[savemoony]

No. No. Jack/Wilson/House is totally possible. Because, Jack's a slut, and House and Wilson like to play with others! *smirks*

But, what's wrong with that? Have you seen Torchwood? That shows on some serious drugs. So it House! Totally? Total OD!

[randomhouses]

Oh trust me, she finds nothing wrong with either crack or slash. When we hang out, she makes me look normal. But HAHA: "That shows on some serious drugs." BEST. DESCRIPTION. EVER. Mostly because it's so true. *runs off cackling to track down the Doctor Who Weakest Link special*

-Suninos

[savemoony]

I love Jack Harkness. I really do. I just wish they put him back on Doctor Who! YES. Torchwood = Drugs. I watch it and go. WTF? OMG! One more day!

[mystictwilight]

Hello! It's me- the rabid Jack/Ianto shipper friend of savemoony. *Points excitedly at icon. Guh, they are too lovely.* I'm trying my very hardest to convert savemoony. Unsuccessful so far, but she did decide to make her fic include some Chase/Ianto, which could be rather adorable, and at least she's not leaving him all alone to wallow in sweet little emo!teaboy misery. *Huggles Ianto.*

Just had to drop my own reply when I saw this. I haven't actually read yet either, but you can bet your ass I will be. Heee, so excited. There was a rather well written House/Torchwood fic posted a few weeks back, but I was disappointed by the characters (and ships) involved. I'll try not to ruffle tailfeathers by giving specifics, but uh... I just am not a Gwen fan, and even less of a Cameron fan. And, yah.

So this looks like it'll be an awesome read! Now I'll shut up and actually read it. Then I'll give another reply that's actually substantial. :-D

[randomhouses]

Aha, I can't speak for my co-writer (as he, unforunately, likes Cameron), but I'm not much of a fan of Gwen or Cameron either. Thus why Gwen spends most of the story in bed/not advancing the plot. :D
Hope you enjoy the story! XD

[randomhouses]

Haha, hello, well, I hope this lives up to your expectations. Oooh, Chase/Ianto sounds very interesting indeed. Which House/Torchwood fic was this? I've been trying to keep up to date with new fics, but so many comms, so many fics, soooooo little time. Of course, if you don't want to name names, I understand.

Well, we're not big Gwen fans either (hence what happens to her). gami hates Cameron too. I like Cameron, but less so since she started torturing Chase. In any case, neither gets that much screentime. So... yay! Look forward to your comments!

-suninos