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[wannabesurgeon]

Suit doesn't fit.

Shit and very large bollocks.

Comments

[thinkofenglnd]

Although if the very large bollocks are why the suit doesn't fit... can we take that as a good sign?

Or did your balls get backed up from lack of regular cleansing?

[wannabesurgeon]

It's too big, not too small so I'm going with a no.

Am I supposed to laugh? I think I missed the cue.

[thinkofenglnd]

Too big as in you need a belt? Have you got a belt? Do we need some kind of emergency tailor?

Sorry, little brother. Just trying for a little seamen humour. Too soon?

[wannabesurgeon]

It's all saggy in the arse and the jacket feels like a Kimono. See, this is what happens when the groom avoids me.

Maybe just a little.