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[geniuscowboy]

So, I swear I went to sleep in the ICU, but then I wake up in a room with Rick that freakily looks identical to the one we were in before the op. Now I'm starting to even doubt I had the op, and it was just all some weird as fuck dream

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[cutandlearn]

A monkey's butt? Really?

Which dream did you have of me?

[geniuscowboy]

Oh shit. I didn't put this on private, did I?

And yes, really. I hate porridge as much as I hate salmon. Have you see the colour of it? I have puked up more attractive things.

I'm not telling, because then it'll just piss me off.

[cutandlearn]

Sorry baby, but no you didn't. Should I stop replying and pretend like I didn't see it?

Check, no porridge. Which is good because I hate it too.

Was it a bad dream? Pissed off means a bad dream.

[geniuscowboy]

No, because then I'll just feel more like I'm going mental.

You know what the alternative is? Jello and yoghurt. I hate this place.

No, pissed of means I have a tube up my dick.