No, with Kleebus. Yes, with Dave! He called me, and he asked me to dinner. And - get this - a walk on the beach! He's so sweet and polite, and he had this cute little roughness to his voice. I think he was hungover a little. Wait, is it a bad thing he asked me out hungover?
Just checking! Chris might have been jealous if it was with Kleebus. Aw, he's so sweet! He's perfect. I'm jealous. You were hungover when he asked! Is that a bad thing?
He knows about the Kleebus Crush? Why are you jealous? You have C, and he's a sweetheart! Hey, I totally kept my cool, I was so chilled. I only lost it and wanted to pee my pants afterwards! He sounds adorable hungover. Oh man, I've got is so bad. I was so excited, it was lucky my brain worked.
Mmhmm, I told him about it. Because we've never been on a date, or walked along the beach or gone to dinner or anything. I'm so happy for you! Both of you. Awww, I'm excited. We need to do the date dance!
Eesh, how did he take it? But you're exclusive. Just because you haven't been out to a restaurant, doesn't mean you haven't had a date. You've both had the puke test! Can it be a small date dance? My head still feels like it's been chopped off and sewn only half back on. I threw up on my favourite shoes, I'm in mourning. Manolos! But it was a damn good night.
Maybe we can all go on a double date once? We can drive up to Orlando and go to Disneyworld!
Massive denial. Really? But what if there's no agreement to a date? Other than hanging out and sex, or hanging out and a movie, or... Oh. We've had a date. True, the puke test is huge. Yes, very small. I feel like I licked the carpet. Oh no, not Manolos! It really was. I've missed those kinds of nights.
I can think of at least six gay guys at work that would happily bed Dr C. He's got the surfie body and swagger. Technically hanging out and sex is a date if it eventually led to exclusive. Dave's probably too perfect to puke. He's so cute and hot. Man, did I revert back to a sixteen year old last night? Are you going to make sure your exclusive is in one piece?
I'm excited, so sue me! And don't jinx it! No date jinxing. You can't have all the fun!
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Maybe we can all go on a double date once? We can drive up to Orlando and go to Disneyworld!
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He doesn't even know you know!
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I'm excited, so sue me! And don't jinx it! No date jinxing. You can't have all the fun!
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