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[cutandlearn]

Now I need new shoes. Or a dress. Or maybe a bag that matches...

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[learninghearts]

What's the occasion?

[cutandlearn]

Matching to a belated birthday gift. It's Tiffany's!

[learninghearts]

No! He didn't!

[cutandlearn]

Who didn't?

[learninghearts]

Your surfer lover boy.

[cutandlearn]

Oh, you mean, Rufus? He totally did!

[learninghearts]

I have an overwhelming urge to tell him you called him Rufus because I'm so damn jealous. No guy ever got me Tiffany's.

[cutandlearn]

You can't tell him! If you don't like it, you think of a better name for him. Really? Never? It's my first Tiffany's too, I have to admit.

[learninghearts]

I won't tell him if you get me more details on Dave. Never. I'm starting to think I've got bad taste in guys.

[cutandlearn]

He grew up in Jacksonville, and his favourite food is tacos. But you like Dave. He might be a Tiffany dude.

[learninghearts]

Tacos? That is so cute! But what if he turns out to be an ass? I'm scared.

[cutandlearn]

He really doesn't seem like one. And Rufus would know if he was. Dave thinks you're definitely cute, too.

[learninghearts]

What?! Who said that? Oh my god, should I be embarrassed? Wait, are you matchmaking me?

[cutandlearn]

Rufus! No, don't be. Plus he thinks you're gorgeous. Straight from the Doctor's mouth. No, no. Definitely not.

[learninghearts]

Rufus sounds like a dog! He's not that bad in bed, is he? Dave said I was gorgeous? He was- he looked at me? I mean, I know he looked at me, he smiled at me, but you know what I mean! Yes, you are. You know that means I can blame you if it goes down the toilet.

[cutandlearn]

Well you pick something! At least it doesn't sound like You Know Who. No, no. Nooooooo. Definitely not. Yes, he did. Of course he looked at you. He just assumed you were perving on Dr C. I'll wear the blame on this one, but if it works out I totally get to claim the victory.