ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE EVER!!!!!
Or at least just my mates... but not missparamedic because this is sekrit bizness.
Em's birthday's coming up, and I wanna do something real special for it. She's been down... we've all been down after what happened with Pat, and I know it might be hard but she's the love of my life, the woman I'm willing to give my mind, body, dick and soul to. Hell, I'll even quit smoking if she really will become the sacred gay baby vessel... Erm, not that you guys have finished discussing that or anything.
Anyway, my point -
I need help, and not just the kind that comes with a straight jacket.
Em's birthday's coming up, and I wanna do something real special for it. She's been down... we've all been down after what happened with Pat, and I know it might be hard but she's the love of my life, the woman I'm willing to give my mind, body, dick and soul to. Hell, I'll even quit smoking if she really will become the sacred gay baby vessel... Erm, not that you guys have finished discussing that or anything.
Anyway, my point -
I need help, and not just the kind that comes with a straight jacket.