My Right Tonsil is the Size of a Golfball
1. I like nature and it likes me. This is evident to me through the lasting relationship of precipitation with the dirt accumulation on my beloved vehicle. When my windshield reaches the point of no return(i.e. the visibility becomes so bad the phrases like "man" and "dude" and "i swear i didn't see them officer" are more frequently heard from the confines my car than sexual innuendo from my radio) the heavens decide it is time to relinquish their stormy bounty unto earth and cleanse my needy auto. I like to take this opportunity to thank the rain. HEY RAIN! THANKS! gee, i hope it heard me.
more tomorrow, you "people" better be reading these
more tomorrow, you "people" better be reading these