The Purposed Congressional Budget for 2006

[randomflanagan]

I just watched about an hour of debate on CSPAN. It appears that for next year’s Congressional budget, the Republicans want to cut spending for Medicare, charity groups (mostly Christian run), and college loans. I’m not drawing conclusions or making assumptions here; this is what they said. Actually, they refused to use the word ‘cut’; at one

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[grizzlyeric]

But the thing is, if Aragorn was president, what would he do? The times of old are fading, elves are heading west to the grey havens. The world is in the dominion on men, now.

Quite frankly, Aslan could probably eat jesus.

[randomflanagan]

Aslan does eat Jesus, every week, through the miracle of the eucharist. He's obviously a devout Catholic. Idiot.

[a753198i]

C.S. Lewis was Church of England and I am pretty sure they don't believe in transubstantiation of the host.

[nicodareus]

I think the real solution here is to introduce the slavery of a race of furry-footed pigmy people and increase the wizard-congressman ratio by 200%. slave hobbits + one gandalf the grey for every small child ted the ever-hungry kennedy knocks back = profits.

[randomflanagan]

Well, it's nice to know that Aslan could have decapitated his wife if he got tired of her. I think we should get married in the Church of England. >:|

[a753198i]

If you take off my head I'm bringing one of yours with me.