My running commentary on American Idol's crazy show of craziness.
While I sit at my computer, so I'm just catching some of it sideways when I lean over.
Oh my god the guy from Earth, Wind and Fire has Lister hair!! Only with cornrows. Weeeiirrrd.
Uh, twenty bucks says no one's going home. I mean, seriously.
Randy Jackson is hugging people in New Orleans. Aww.
What's this now? Oh, it's Melinda. Oh, and those other people. :P Thank god Phil is wearing a hat. With all those white suits, the reflection might have blinded the children. What is this song they're singing? Ugh, I hate Chris Richardson. Why the fuck is he wearing a hoodie? That's almost as bad as last night when he was wearing the fucking cargo pants with the suit jacket and tie. WTF?
Hahaha, Eric McCormack is the funny. David Schwimmer is not.
Oh man, Ben Stiller is doing something on sattlelite? This is gonna be good. Hehehe. But when did he get so grey? Where was I?
Why do they intercut the extremely funny and extremely sad? Jesus.
Bleurgh man, Teri Hatcher looked like freaking Lara Flynn Boyle. Did she let the Idol people do her makeup?
Aww, Forest Whitaker is sweet even if he has problems with public speaking.
Melinda's safe. Joycelyn thinks it's Lakisha. I still think it's no one.
AAAAAHHHH! It's Paula! Run away!
Oh, Il Divo is murdering some West Side Story. Ugh. Was that the Bachelor Bob singing with them? Yeesh, this sucks. I take it back, he looks more like a cross between Bachelor Bob and the Hasselhoff. Yeah, glad that's over.
AAAHHHH! It's Dr. Phil! Run away! What was that?? You'll never stand taller than when you stoop to help a child?
I LOVE HUGH LAURIE! Where have you been, Ryan Seacrest?
Jack Black! Oh man, and Kyle with the flower! And Seal is sitting right behind Randy! That was so amazing I can't even stand it.
Blake is... safe. Oh yeah.
Malaria No More? Seriously? That's the name of the organisation?
Oh man, I was hoping Carrie Underwood would sing "Before He Cheats." :P But the Pretenders is good too. Aww, the poor cute crying children. This is really freaking depressing though.
Haha, Ellen made a crack about Sanjaya's hair.
Urgh to Rascal Flatts.
Oh, apparently I missed Tom from Myspace. Who, was actually never my friend. Joycelyn was all like, "It's your friend, Tom!" And I was like, nope, never was.
Aww, the poor illiterate children. High fives to the kid who likes Narnia.
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The Staying Alive video was pretty hilarious. Mad props to the people who rocked it. Although Tennant could've showed some of them a thing or two.
Phil Stacey and his shining head are safe. Oh I hope it's Chris, but I still think the shock is going to be that no one's going home.
Oh, jeez. This is just awful.
Wow. Ellen DeGeneres and her $100000 rock so hard.
I hate Josh Groban. But OH MY GOD, those kids are SO cute! It's making me watch him, cause they're so freaking adorable. And I'll say, cute kids make this song WAY better.
Seriously, what kind of organisation name is Malaria No More? Yeah, I'm absolutely sure it's a great organisation and there's no doubt it's a worthy cause, but they couldn't have come up with a better name?
Oh no, not the baby! :( Oh man...
Whee, Kelly Clarkson. This better rock. She looks really pretty and the song's pretty too. Girl's got a voice. Seriously. Jeff Beck did a pretty awesome job too.
Haha, Ben Stiller.
Oh man, Lisa as Paula was the shit.
Lakisha is safe. Oh crap if Jordin goes home, I'm throwing a fit.
What's going on? I'm scared. Celine Dion is singing with Elvis? WTF? This is creepy. Oh now they're pulling the Idol kids into it. Wow, that shot with him in the foreground and her in the background is hardcore real looking. Creepy as fuck. Plus I can't stand Celine Dion. She doesn't deserve to sing with the King.
Oh my god, Madonna looks old. For once! Thank you!
Haha, I enjoyed Ryan's awkward moment.
Yay, Annie Lennox!! Holy fuck, Joycelyn was muting it and I was going to kill her. Oh man, but I hate this song. Okay, now I'm kinda disappointed. Okay, now it's picking up. Okay, the end was much better.
Hehe, the kids are so damn cute.
Bwahaha, Rob Schneider. Too bad they put his name there, making it less funny.
Chris and Jordin. Oh man, oh man.
AND EMMA DOES THE DANCE OF I TOLD YOU SO. (cause, uh, no one got booted off.)
Duh! Oh and they're knocking off two next week. Hardcore.
Oh, finally Bono shows up. Way to be a lame mentor, Bono.
Wow, Phil just totally sounded like Sting for a minute.
THE END.
Bud-dy.
Oh my god the guy from Earth, Wind and Fire has Lister hair!! Only with cornrows. Weeeiirrrd.
Uh, twenty bucks says no one's going home. I mean, seriously.
Randy Jackson is hugging people in New Orleans. Aww.
What's this now? Oh, it's Melinda. Oh, and those other people. :P Thank god Phil is wearing a hat. With all those white suits, the reflection might have blinded the children. What is this song they're singing? Ugh, I hate Chris Richardson. Why the fuck is he wearing a hoodie? That's almost as bad as last night when he was wearing the fucking cargo pants with the suit jacket and tie. WTF?
Hahaha, Eric McCormack is the funny. David Schwimmer is not.
Oh man, Ben Stiller is doing something on sattlelite? This is gonna be good. Hehehe. But when did he get so grey? Where was I?
Why do they intercut the extremely funny and extremely sad? Jesus.
Bleurgh man, Teri Hatcher looked like freaking Lara Flynn Boyle. Did she let the Idol people do her makeup?
Aww, Forest Whitaker is sweet even if he has problems with public speaking.
Melinda's safe. Joycelyn thinks it's Lakisha. I still think it's no one.
AAAAAHHHH! It's Paula! Run away!
Oh, Il Divo is murdering some West Side Story. Ugh. Was that the Bachelor Bob singing with them? Yeesh, this sucks. I take it back, he looks more like a cross between Bachelor Bob and the Hasselhoff. Yeah, glad that's over.
AAAHHHH! It's Dr. Phil! Run away! What was that?? You'll never stand taller than when you stoop to help a child?
I LOVE HUGH LAURIE! Where have you been, Ryan Seacrest?
Jack Black! Oh man, and Kyle with the flower! And Seal is sitting right behind Randy! That was so amazing I can't even stand it.
Blake is... safe. Oh yeah.
Malaria No More? Seriously? That's the name of the organisation?
Oh man, I was hoping Carrie Underwood would sing "Before He Cheats." :P But the Pretenders is good too. Aww, the poor cute crying children. This is really freaking depressing though.
Haha, Ellen made a crack about Sanjaya's hair.
Urgh to Rascal Flatts.
Oh, apparently I missed Tom from Myspace. Who, was actually never my friend. Joycelyn was all like, "It's your friend, Tom!" And I was like, nope, never was.
Aww, the poor illiterate children. High fives to the kid who likes Narnia.
This special has been brought to you by: Aw, Mac and PC were cute kids.
The Staying Alive video was pretty hilarious. Mad props to the people who rocked it. Although Tennant could've showed some of them a thing or two.
Phil Stacey and his shining head are safe. Oh I hope it's Chris, but I still think the shock is going to be that no one's going home.
Oh, jeez. This is just awful.
Wow. Ellen DeGeneres and her $100000 rock so hard.
I hate Josh Groban. But OH MY GOD, those kids are SO cute! It's making me watch him, cause they're so freaking adorable. And I'll say, cute kids make this song WAY better.
Seriously, what kind of organisation name is Malaria No More? Yeah, I'm absolutely sure it's a great organisation and there's no doubt it's a worthy cause, but they couldn't have come up with a better name?
Oh no, not the baby! :( Oh man...
Whee, Kelly Clarkson. This better rock. She looks really pretty and the song's pretty too. Girl's got a voice. Seriously. Jeff Beck did a pretty awesome job too.
Haha, Ben Stiller.
Oh man, Lisa as Paula was the shit.
Lakisha is safe. Oh crap if Jordin goes home, I'm throwing a fit.
What's going on? I'm scared. Celine Dion is singing with Elvis? WTF? This is creepy. Oh now they're pulling the Idol kids into it. Wow, that shot with him in the foreground and her in the background is hardcore real looking. Creepy as fuck. Plus I can't stand Celine Dion. She doesn't deserve to sing with the King.
Oh my god, Madonna looks old. For once! Thank you!
Haha, I enjoyed Ryan's awkward moment.
Yay, Annie Lennox!! Holy fuck, Joycelyn was muting it and I was going to kill her. Oh man, but I hate this song. Okay, now I'm kinda disappointed. Okay, now it's picking up. Okay, the end was much better.
Hehe, the kids are so damn cute.
Bwahaha, Rob Schneider. Too bad they put his name there, making it less funny.
Chris and Jordin. Oh man, oh man.
AND EMMA DOES THE DANCE OF I TOLD YOU SO. (cause, uh, no one got booted off.)
Duh! Oh and they're knocking off two next week. Hardcore.
Oh, finally Bono shows up. Way to be a lame mentor, Bono.
Wow, Phil just totally sounded like Sting for a minute.
THE END.
Bud-dy.