..::Purple Skies::
Yesterday was awesome...purple skies, Jeopardy was actually fun, I was floating instead of walking, and I was standing still even though I was actually walking...do I sound crazy? I think I do...but I want it to happen again. It was the best feeling I have had...but at the time I thought I was going insane...but I now know that it was just an awakening. I can't really explain it. Maybe I will figure it out later...
Today was cool. I was really really tired b/c I didn't sleep good but it was all worth it. I wanna hook up with ya again Zero n' Sam n' Timmy!!! WE ROCK!!! Well I heard that yesterday some guy got his wrists slit and then got stabbed in the leg...man that ambulance scared the SHIT outta meh!!! I mean Jeez...it was soooooo loud. I am staying after school tomorrow and going to church **yay meh** And I think I am going to go X-mas shoppin at the mall!!!
Questions that need answers
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed
if they are going to look at you nake anyway?
8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!
9. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme
stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on..........
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it
arrive faster?
18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Today was cool. I was really really tired b/c I didn't sleep good but it was all worth it. I wanna hook up with ya again Zero n' Sam n' Timmy!!! WE ROCK!!! Well I heard that yesterday some guy got his wrists slit and then got stabbed in the leg...man that ambulance scared the SHIT outta meh!!! I mean Jeez...it was soooooo loud. I am staying after school tomorrow and going to church **yay meh** And I think I am going to go X-mas shoppin at the mall!!!
Questions that need answers
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed
if they are going to look at you nake anyway?
8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!
9. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme
stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on..........
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it
arrive faster?
18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?